Would you buy a car from this seller?

[Joe]

Have a good read :lol:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fi.html%3F_nkw%3D220768216260&_in_kw=1&_ex_kw&_sacat=See-All-Categories&_okw=220768216260&_oexkw&_adv=1&_udlo&_udhi&_ftrt=901&_ftrv=1&_sabdlo&_sabdhi&_samilow&_samihi&_sadis=200&_fpos=Postcode&LH_SALE_CURRENCY=0&_sop=12&_dmd=1&_ipg=50&_fvi=1&_rdc=1

 

[aussiejames]

"It is with great sadness that this morning I must inform you that the mint green ford focus has been poo'd on by a bird. I have had a quick look around the neighbourhood and there was 2-3 birds that looked a bit guilty, I have issued them with verbal warnings but on this occasion I am not prepared to perform DNA testing.



I will remove the offending poo splash with my high power jet wash, I know its high power because I once shot my friend in his marble collection and I swear he had tears in his eyes. I once hid 2 sachets of brown sauce in his wallet and then forgot about it for at least 2 months until he called me from work saying words that would kill a nun instantly. The sachets had finally burst making it look like he had gone to the toilet in his pants, he wasn't allowed to go home and change so spent the whole day soiled.


Speaking of contortion-ism, I confirm I can not wrap my leg around the entire circumference of the time machine ford focus, I hope this does not affect the final auction price. "

:lol:

 

[PGowdy]

:lol: :lol:
His other auction actuall made me laugh even more.
He's selling a picture of his "plan and solution" if you own a mint green focus. He's drawn it on lined paper. A guy riding on the roof of a car being pulled by Battle Cat. :lol:
It's up to 33 quid already!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mint-Green-Ford-focus-Inspired-Battle-Cat-Potential-/220770218494?pt=UK_art_drawings_GL&hash=item3366ee31fe#ht_500wt_1156

 

[Joe]

Hahahahaha :lol:

 

[Joe]

OMG he's got loads LOL

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mint-Green-Ford-focus-X-Wing-Upgrade-Proposal-/220770345900?pt=UK_art_drawings_GL&hash=item3366f023ac#ht_500wt_972

 

[tiefighterboy]

Nice....I might fly over and get it.

 

[Imperial nut]

:lol: the wonders of the internet

 

[weasel]

Bizarre!

 

[e30318is]

Have you seen how many hits that auction has had?!?! 230k!!!

Very funny guy :lol:

 

[PGowdy]

Where/how can one see the amount of "hits" a sale has had??

 

[Imperial nut]

At the very bottom there is counter that looks like a digital clock