worst sexual experiance

Mine is really the other way round ,i think it was a bad experience for her
cant remember if it was any good for me :lol: i went to the local nightclub(cattlemarket)and we only ever whent in after the usual pub crawl and the obligitary 3 pint of draught tennents extra and then we were on the g&t chasers :? and i eventually picked this bird up and took her back to my executive flat (bedsit) and was banging away and felt the chasers mixing around in me guts and before i knew it she was covered :D
needless to say i never got her name
 
My worst turned in to one of my best.
I was in a club with a friend and her boyfriend ,we were well hammered and ended up back at there flat for a threesome.
Anyway he passed out (shame cause he is huge :wink: )so lets just say me and my friend still had a good night :wink: :wink:
 
jabbawokkie said:
jayjedi said:
jabbawokkie said:
holy **** this site has just got really interesting ,you should get your friend on the forum :p
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what if "claire" is a dude :lol:
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you allways have to spoil things .just as i was getting to the vinagar strokes :twisted: :twisted:
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wouldn't you want to stop now, rather than finish and then find out :wink:
 
I didn't know what "Vinegar strokes" meant either, but I kinda guessed that's what you meant.
 
jabbawokkie said:
you know when you have a wank and you tend to speed up when your about to shoot your muck,like shaking a vinager bottle :wink: :lol: :lol:
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:roll: :shock: I see your politeness phase lasted all of 5 minutes Jabba !! :lol:
 
just thought i would drag this up for the new batch off scum we have on board ,dont be shy (ladies :wink: )

and craig i had almost forgot about kelly :lol: :lol:

christmas is coming gonna have to think off something special :lol:
 
jayjedi said:
ok lads bit of a long one , story that is :D
i am 14 and get my first shag on holiday in wales night before we come home. everything went fine but balls ached a bit , thought it was just normal :)
next morning woke up in pain and thought something must be wrong, but we travelled 6 hours home and bollock pain was getting worse.
dad took me to doctors when we returned and 30 minutes later i am being sedated in pilgrim hospital.
when i awoke the pain had gone , as had my pubic hair ( at 14 at a boys grammer school it was a great concern to me).
the next day, when my parents were there, the doctor came round with his fit as **** junior nurse, i was made to expain what had happened ( should have seen the look on my mums face, and the smile on my dad's)

then comes the worse bit, after being told by the doctor that i had "tortion of the testicle" ( twisted bollock) it was his junior nurses job to cup my bollocks to make sure the nut was in the correct position , in full view of my mum, this gorgous young nurse is caressing my sack .
i had to wiggle my toes so fast to stop the little man from standing to attention in front of everyone.
i will never forget that day, it was a year before i had sex again :oops:
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i just nearly pissed myself !! :lol:
 
I saw Han had posted in this thread and I was getting worried!
I thought we were in for some story about his days in the Navy! :lol:
 

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