I was thinking about this the other day when I was stuck in traffic and the radio was playing shite, as usual.
What is your least favourite part/scene in SW
I suppose we should separate out the OT and the three modern monstrosities, and also exclude Jar Jar from it. Well, no one (over the age of 6) likes him so........
As a kid I always hated the Dagobah scene, mainly because there were no "cool" aliens/monsters/spaceships and no big battles. Now I can appreciate it for the plot developments, but as kid you don't really care about all that rubbish! Lol. I guess I'm gonna have to be original and go for the Ewoks! :lol: I mean how could any bloke with a blaster, even if he was an Austin Powers style "One inept guard" get beaten up and killed by a two foot fur ball with a stick!?
Picture the scene, a few Stormtroopers run into a bunch of Ewoks;
Stormtrooper no. 1 "Ehh Sarge, what are those stupid wee furry things that look like giant turds, over there?"
Sarge "What are you talking about?"
Stormtrooper, "Over there sir, look! There must be a dozen of them. Sir, they've got sticks!"
Sarge "Ohhh no, we're out number and THEY'VE GOT STICKS!..............We're all gonna die!"
Stormtrooper "Sir, couldn't we.............shoot them…….with our Blasters?"
Sarge "No! There's no point, with all that fur I'm sure the lasers will just bounce right off!"
:roll:
As for the modern **** ups (spoilt for choice here!); I'm gonna go with the scene where Anakin finally submits to the Emperor/Senator Palpatine and becomes a Sith. The first time I saw it, I genuinely thought the DVD had skipped. One minute they are sat talking, the next minute Anakin is on his knees worshipping the Emperer and has just become a Sith. I mean FFS George! It's the climax of all three **** ups and you manage to make it look like it was written/Directed by a primary school child. There is no build up, no subtle manipulation of Anakin. He just walks in and in the space of 3 seconds decides to become a Sith! Nice one!
What is your least favourite part/scene in SW
I suppose we should separate out the OT and the three modern monstrosities, and also exclude Jar Jar from it. Well, no one (over the age of 6) likes him so........
As a kid I always hated the Dagobah scene, mainly because there were no "cool" aliens/monsters/spaceships and no big battles. Now I can appreciate it for the plot developments, but as kid you don't really care about all that rubbish! Lol. I guess I'm gonna have to be original and go for the Ewoks! :lol: I mean how could any bloke with a blaster, even if he was an Austin Powers style "One inept guard" get beaten up and killed by a two foot fur ball with a stick!?
Picture the scene, a few Stormtroopers run into a bunch of Ewoks;
Stormtrooper no. 1 "Ehh Sarge, what are those stupid wee furry things that look like giant turds, over there?"
Sarge "What are you talking about?"
Stormtrooper, "Over there sir, look! There must be a dozen of them. Sir, they've got sticks!"
Sarge "Ohhh no, we're out number and THEY'VE GOT STICKS!..............We're all gonna die!"
Stormtrooper "Sir, couldn't we.............shoot them…….with our Blasters?"
Sarge "No! There's no point, with all that fur I'm sure the lasers will just bounce right off!"
:roll:
As for the modern **** ups (spoilt for choice here!); I'm gonna go with the scene where Anakin finally submits to the Emperor/Senator Palpatine and becomes a Sith. The first time I saw it, I genuinely thought the DVD had skipped. One minute they are sat talking, the next minute Anakin is on his knees worshipping the Emperer and has just become a Sith. I mean FFS George! It's the climax of all three **** ups and you manage to make it look like it was written/Directed by a primary school child. There is no build up, no subtle manipulation of Anakin. He just walks in and in the space of 3 seconds decides to become a Sith! Nice one!
