Taxi for..........

[weasel]

Ok, inspired by the thread about the rover landing on the Rosetta comet, assuming we decide to get rid of some undesirables from the planet by sending them up to the comet. Who would you send and why?

Lets try and be a bit more imaginative than "I'd send X, cos I don't like them/cos they're a wanker" etc.

Comedy reasons and mass rants are more than welcome.

Ohh and there's lots of room on the space shuttle, they aren't coming back so we don't need to worry about their comfort, or silly stuff like ehhh oxygen tanks.

 

[theforceuk]

I'm thinking this shuttle needs to be big but the first guy on there needs to be Sepp Blatter. Problem is he would probably come back 10 years later telling us the 2026 world cup is going to be on Mars. Send him up with the entire Glazer family and Piers Morgan so he can Tweet us with whats going on.

 

[weasel]

As a Liverpool, I won't hear a single bad word said against the Glazer family. I think they are doing a fantastic job or sucking Utd dry......I mean running the club!

 

[theforceuk]

Yeah I thought you were Liverpool. :lol: Also anyone who as ever played the caracter of the Doctor in Doctor Who needs to get on sharpish as well. Anyone who is thinking of playing it in the future mite as well jump on to.

 

[BadMotivator]

Nigel Farage. I don't think I need to say why

 

[Frunkstar]

Well I would not miss one direction one iota, 2 daughters so draw your own conclusions.

& if theres room it would be nice to send ALL religious fundamentalist groups, for obvious reasons, hell why not just get rid of all the politicians while we're at it & if you need a why to that I am wasting my time typing :lol:

 

[theforceuk]

Yeah I think if you have to say why then they should not be on the Rocket. One Direction and two daughters, nightmare. :? :lol:

 

[tundra9]

Bono and the Kardashians.

 

[chazb73]

Bono and the Kardashians.

Bono - yeah!

 

[weasel]

it would be nice to send ALL religious fundamentalist groups

Even Todd's friends at the Westboro (spelling) baptist church? But, they are so nice!

 

[itfciain]

it would be nice to send ALL religious fundamentalist groups

Even Todd's friends at the Westboro (spelling) baptist church? But, they are so nice!

Not sure about putting them in a Taxi, but would love to see quite a few of these put in the same room together and let them 'discuss' who's God is best

 

[Jez]

Joey ****ing Essex and all of them other reality trash so called stars!
And the bloody mindless morons/TV viewers who subscribe to that ****!
Justin Beiber
That annoying wide boy twat on The Apprentice.

 

[Robstyley]

Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Steve Buschemi and Co. for that ridiculous comet/asteroid movie :roll:

 

[SOJ]

Stephen Hawkins. For no other reason than I think he'd love it.

 

[theforceuk]

Stephen Hawkins. For no other reason than I think he'd love it.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[x-pack]

Ok, inspired by the thread about the rover landing on the Rosetta comet, assuming we decide to get rid of some undesirables from the planet by sending them up to the comet. Who would you send and why?

Lets try and be a bit more imaginative than "I'd send X, cos I don't like them/cos they're a wanker" etc..

Hey man! WTF?!

:wink:

 

[weasel]

Ahh ****, rumbled! :wink: :lol:

 

[Grant]

All of the Westminster Elite Politicians. For obvious reasons LOL.