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[Michael Sith]

Where's Mike Sith when you need him?

In the interest of playful sport,
I proffer the following retort.....

First to quote the Bard ......

Fair is foul, and foul is fair.
Hover through the fog and filthy air.

Look like the innocent flower
But be the serpent under't

Quoting Macbeth to put forward what begins as fair in the beginning would become most foul by the end of play


Secondly, Rich...at your request...a little Sith offering below....



To what end, doth duplicity serve?
What jab of point, what tweak of nerve?
To solicit ire? To seek a rise?
Then seek you will a potent surprise.
To toy with this band of merry fellows,
By fanning flame with cryptic bellows,
Will not quench your thirst to deceive or dismay,
In whatever jape or game you play,
The end result is straight and true,
The jest, the jape...will be on you.

 

[tiefighterboy]

If you find that your penis is slightly irritated, a little gasoline and sand paper will take it away.

 

[ScruffyLookingNH]

Where's Mike Sith when you need him?

To what end, doth duplicity serve?
What jab of point, what tweak of nerve?
To solicit ire? To seek a rise?
Then seek you will a potent surprise.
To toy with this band of merry fellows,
By fanning flame with cryptic bellows,
Will not quench your thirst to deceive or dismay,
In whatever jape or game you play,
The end result is straight and true,
The jest, the jape...will be on you.

Dear god, Mike, how do you do it? Absolutely brilliant and hilarious to boot!

Up until that point I thought I was losing my mind in this thread. Sanity is now restored. :mrgreen:

 

[Rabidrancor]

Bravo Mike sith... Impressive.....
I've just put another han carded on eBay, this time in trench coat.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=231832345709
Item no. 231832345709

 

[Michael Sith]

If you find that your penis is slightly irritated, a little gasoline and sand paper will take it away.

:lol:


Your ....Pen is .....Truly mightier than the sword :lol:

 

[steve obi wan]

:lol: