My American friends.
What the **** is GRITS? :shock:
It cant be what we think grits are in the UK
What the **** is GRITS? :shock:
It cant be what we think grits are in the UK
Southern American Food (USA)
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and how do you hold fags?
tiefighterboy
Grand Master
1. Biscuits are not cookies....Biscuits are basically baked gobs of dough you put sausage gravy over and eat for breakfast.
2. Grits are what hillbillys eat and are ground corn kernals boiled in water or milk...Yum.
3. Fags are Homos over here....not something you would want to put in your mouth (unless you are so inclined)
More facts:
4. Crisps are Chips..........Chips are french fries.
5. Tea and toast do not exist.
6. BIN means buy it now . We use waste baskets and garbage cans.
7. A boot sale is a yard or garage sale.
8. Rubbish is garbage.
9. A boot on a car...is called a trunk.
10. A bonnet is something a baby wears...not to be confused with a hood on a car.
11. A bird is something that lives in a tree....not the girl next door.
12. The word bollocks does not exist...however twat and **** do.
13. Every American thinks you lot either look like Mr. Bean, James Bond or Austin Powers.....and all your teeth are crooked.
2. Grits are what hillbillys eat and are ground corn kernals boiled in water or milk...Yum.
3. Fags are Homos over here....not something you would want to put in your mouth (unless you are so inclined)
More facts:
4. Crisps are Chips..........Chips are french fries.
5. Tea and toast do not exist.
6. BIN means buy it now . We use waste baskets and garbage cans.
7. A boot sale is a yard or garage sale.
8. Rubbish is garbage.
9. A boot on a car...is called a trunk.
10. A bonnet is something a baby wears...not to be confused with a hood on a car.
11. A bird is something that lives in a tree....not the girl next door.
12. The word bollocks does not exist...however twat and **** do.
13. Every American thinks you lot either look like Mr. Bean, James Bond or Austin Powers.....and all your teeth are crooked.
Good man.
tiefighterboy
Grand Master
If you need any other clarifications.....I am more than willing to help. :lol:
What do these words mean..........."color" "flavor" "labor" "analyze" "traveling" "offense" and "catalog"?
Also, why do you insist on pronoucing this word "paedophile" as 'pet-o-file'. There is no T in it!
Also, why do you insist on pronoucing this word "paedophile" as 'pet-o-file'. There is no T in it!
I always remember in my cousin Vinnie when he was questioning a witness about how the grits were cooked.
As for biscuits, When I was in PA I popped into KFC and got biscuits with my chicken instead of fries, it was a big dollop, looked a bit like a rock cake, would have rather ate fries with it though.
Also went to a deli which on the menu stated beef and chip meal, now I know chips are fries in america and crisps are chips but I was still not expecting to get crisps with my beef lol.
As for biscuits, When I was in PA I popped into KFC and got biscuits with my chicken instead of fries, it was a big dollop, looked a bit like a rock cake, would have rather ate fries with it though.
Also went to a deli which on the menu stated beef and chip meal, now I know chips are fries in america and crisps are chips but I was still not expecting to get crisps with my beef lol.
tiefighterboy
Grand Master
weasel said:
Color- All the colors of the rainbow
Flavor- Gee the flavor of this beer is bitter.
Labor- Work
Analyze - What I do for a living and alot on this forum
Traveling - Going down the road.....being a gypsy.
Offence- Criminal infraction or what I am every day.
Pet- o file - Well considering the perves are into heavy petting...it makes sence. :lol:
....and to answer Lee...some restaurants are cheap and give you chips (crisps) with a sandwich....fries are more expensive.
tiefighterboy
Grand Master
What is the difference between a "GAF" and a "Flat"?????? What the **** is "Ginger beer"?????
tiefighterboy said:
Aaahh, the words are coloUr, flavoUr, laboUr, analySe, and travelLing!
At least you spelt Offence properly! :lol:
"Gaf/Gaff" is slang for your pad/house/home/flat etc. A "Flat" tends to be a few rooms taking up one floor/storey in a building.
They can be used almost interchangeably though, people will know what you mean.
"Ginger beer" is fizzy pop that is ginger flavoured, but has no alcohol in it. Why it's called ginger beer and not ginger coke or ginger-ade I don't know.
tiefighterboy
Grand Master
:weasel said:
Look you give us a proper language and we **** it all up :lol: ......Ginger beer must be the equal of "Ginger Ale " here. A flat sounds like an apartment...I take it that is the cheapest route to live in the UK.
tiefighterboy
Grand Master
lee gray said:I though ginger beer was a queer
No...that is a flamer.
JuniorChubb
Sith Lord
tiefighterboy said:
:lol: :lol:
tiefighterboy
Grand Master
JuniorChubb said:
They do...just not together.
sith-smith
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lee gray said:I though ginger beer was a queer
That's cockney.
Don't even get started on that, that will really confuse the Anglo-American dictionary we've got going here!
