Return of the caption comp

[weasel]

Been a while since we had one of these so thought I'd take the topical/easy route back!

 

[PGowdy]

Harry - "Stop laughing she's right behind us..."

 

[weasel]

Queen "OOOHHHHH Phiiiillip, I do hope we don't have to have this one killed as well!"

Phillip, "mumble mumble, bloody foreigners........slanty-eyed, mumble..............Ohhh look, a Deer!"

Camilla (Rubbing her hands with glee) "I do like a good funeral."

Harry "Can I wear my SS uniform please grand-ma-ma!?"

 

[plantman]

whats a CPATION comp?

 

[weasel]

I noticed that when I first posted it but CBA to change it...........it's a bit like a CAPTION comp, only much more fun!

 

[Rich.b]

OI! **** off laughing at my hat, butterflys are cool.

 

[burnsy]

Phillip - 'The butterflies are bad, but have you see the ****in dress!!'

 

[spoons]

Phillip - 'She might be common but that Middleton girl is a good ridel'

 

[aussiejames]

Did the Queen just fart?

 

[Ron]

Look every 1 at william taking Kate up the ass HA HA HA

 

[Capetown]

I'm don't know that much about royals, but can anyone tell me who that scary woman is with the butterflies?

 

[weasel]

Ehh she is one of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson's (The Duchess of York) daughters. Either Beatrice or Eugenie, I dunno which.
They are both ****ing hiddeously ugly, although given their parentage.........

 

[TWOFOOT]

No Harry, I wouldnt shag it either but it seems to keep your dad happy.

 

[plantman]

Queen: Phillip....do you realise that your wrinkly fecking head looks like a turtle...har har har har.

 

[geordie]

Phillip......" look at him behind us someone has put his nose right out of joint!"

 

[Joe]

Yes that's right, apparently they think we should make do with a low budget affair for Williams wedding, something to do with an economic crisis hahahahahaha!