Random Modern Star Wars stuff (some for brakes trust funds)

[naughtyjedi]

My first item here is a Luke Skywalker Jedi Knight POTF 2 figure. Its complete with huge canopy style plastic cape thing and lightsaber. Its extremely rare, there may be only a million in existence, so please buy it up now.. don't miss out RARE
I'm after £1.50 + £2.60 Royal Mail 2nd
reference: http://www.rebelscum.com/POTF2lukejedi.asp

This item was given to me by a very good friend / colleague in the late 90s who on visiting me in blighty decided to pick up something star wars at K&BTOys in Chicago en route from Toledo where we had some good times. She knew of my Star Wars love and my desk was filled with stuff. Sadly, it wasnt complete missing the lid and some lazer blasts. Gutted wasnt the word.. Complete these can go for £30 but this isnt worth that, I'm after £8. If you have some creativity, it could be a cool piece. You mix the gel with water and that gets thick and you place the stuff into it to recreate great battles..
£8 + £3postage

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one shot Lando and Bounty Hunters comic. Seduced I was by the cover, the art is a little cartoony but its a good Star Wars Tales - esque story.
£1.50 + £1 postage

I've got a few graphic novels, this is one I don't need. Its a Guri led spin off from Shadows of the Empire. Guri is the hot blonde on the front... goodness knows why I bought it.. oh, it was the large breasted woman on the front!!!
£2.50 + £1 postage

 

[naughtyjedi]

these two items were donated for me to raise funds for the Brakes Trust, which is the Leamington FC supporters Trust. We play at Conference North level and last week the club suffered a break-in because we are in teh middle of nowhere. We have no benefactor or owner, the club is fan run essentially.. and this time the burglars went through the roof and nicked booze and the feckin security cameras.
http://www.leamingtoncourier.co.uk/news/local-news/leamington-fc-s-club-house-targeted-by-thieves-in-night-raid-1-6058285

Having helped build the ground I am extremely ****ed off about it.. and sadly the police will do **** all..

The first is from my mate Baz, and its a minty Star Wars Chess set. Hes never opened it and its extremely rare as well.. only several tens of thousands ever made.. ever.. rare. He is also a Leam fan and not having a load of cash thought I could maybe use you buggers to raise a donation.
£20 + £5 postage (its heavy)

look at how RARE it is.. LOOK

and now. Bazza's favourite star wars piece. I had to tear it off him as his 40 year old man crying was doing my head in as it was prised from his hands. Yes people, its a Jar Jar.. but not any old Jar Jar... BUT A RARE DANCING JAR JAR. Basically theres options here.

1. You could buy it for ANYTHING cash wise of your choosing and you know the money is going somewhere positive.
2. Donate a nice amount (ten or over) to the Brakes Trust and I will film myself smashing the living **** out of it with a bunch of nasty looking tools. I have a scythe somewhere and a tree saw. I'll really go to town on it. And I'll wear my blue spiderman mask whilst im doing it.
3. Donate over £10 to the Brakes Trust and I'll send it to your worse enemy.. that guy you hate.. I'll even personally pay for the postage.

 

[chiffy]

Sooooooooooooo tempting i hate that dancing bastard Jar Jar! C'mon guys let's go £1 each paypal payment and see how much we can raise to see that ugly bastard get what he deserves on youtube!

 

[Michael Sith]

I thought you and Richard would be fighting over this dancing beauty :lol:

I might add, we must be tolerant, why not get pledges, and then donate him to a childrens charity, as there will be kids out there that will appreciate him, that way 2 birds with one stone, from evil good can be found :lol: and we do not inflict unnecessary harm, JJ can't help who he is, he was born that way, come on guys,

Ill kick off with a pledge of £2 :shock:

And...

Da bosses will do tings to me TERRRRIBLE, yousa help me, yes?
Mesa cannot do witha all a dis stress,
Mesa not dancin, Mesa bloomin shakin,
Yousa all got me wrong, yousa all mistakin.
Mesa day startin pretty okee- day,
Then BOOM scary monster Spidey mask,says "Jar Jar..yousa gonna pay"
Witha bendy tooth saw thinga bob,
Heesa say heesa do a nasty job!
Oh Mesa gettin very very scared,
On a Yousa Tube it's a gonna be aired :!:
Mooey mooey Mesa love to a home to go,
Where a little kid, hesa gonna dance with me I know,
So pleesa don't choppin Mesa in da bits,
Ima good guy after all, Mesa can't help big ears and dancin fits,
Oh Mesa in big in big doo-doo dis time!
So Mesa writin desa little rhyme,
Just send some wonga for dis supa dupa cause,
Just little bit whatever credits yousa can affords,
Wesa all win, Mesa won't be scared anymore,
Mesa won't end up in bits an pieces on da floor,
So pleasa send some lovely dosh,
So Mesa lives, and no get the cosh !
Mesa think yousa guys a good thing yousa do
Ooh mooey mooey SWFUKers mesa love you!


Sorry guys :lol:

 

[chiffy]

I just got an erection from a fantasy of holding jar jars head under swimming pool water level for ages :?