Questions you'd ask the Queen

[weasel]

Now if Pippa Middleton was to get them out......for the good of the nation, obviously, then I might change my mind :wink:

For the good of the nation of course

Of course! I'm not some dirty perve who just wants to see a fit birds tits! :wink: :lol:

 

[itfciain]

Pip's a bit old for you anyway isn't she Weasel ?

 

[weasel]

Aye, but if she asked nicely, I might just make exception for her. Only if she asked nicely though.

 

[plantman]

I'd ask her if she "comes" or "arrives"

 

[tiefighterboy]

May I have a blow job?

 

[itfciain]

May I have a blow job?

I think the correct terminology is actually - "may I have a blow job please your highness ?"

You American's are so uncouth :lol:

 

[Grant_C]

I'd ask her to play 'bohemian rhapsody'

 

[tiefighterboy]

May I have a blow job?

I think the correct terminology is actually - "may I have a blow job please your highness ?"

You American's are so uncouth :lol:

Thanks for demonstrating proper British Etiquette to me....I will note that the next time a I require a royal BJ.

 

[Grant_C]

I'd ask her- has she ever been in bed and rolled the sheet up to her neck and asked Philip- Do I Look like a fiver?

 

[dinner squadron 2]

May I have a blow job?

If she said yes would you want it?

 

[JuniorChubb]

May I have a blow job?

I think the correct terminology is actually - "may I have a blow job please your highness ?"

You American's are so uncouth :lol:

Come on, if your going to correct an American's English, get it right...

Would your Royal Highness be so kind as too perform oral sex on one...

I think I would need the national anthem to be able to 'stand up' for the Queen :wink:

 

[tiefighterboy]

May I have a blow job?

I think the correct terminology is actually - "may I have a blow job please your highness ?"

You American's are so uncouth :lol:

Come on, if your going to correct an American's English, get it right...

Would your Royal Highness be so kind as too perform oral sex on one...

I think I would need the national anthem to be able to 'stand up' for the Queen :wink:

All looks the same from behind. :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

Do you taste like a stamp?

lol or if i lick you will you taste lie a stamp

 

[tiefighterboy]

can I get fries with that shake?.......................this could also be Lee question.

 

[Josh]

Hmmmm. Questions to ask the Queen.

Do yah **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can I feel your titts?
Or will you show them too me?

Cause you've got a nice head..
And you look pretty honest..
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour..
I'd like you to be on it

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[tiefighterboy]

I think Josh failed to use proper english too. :lol:

 

[Josh]

That song is gold. :lol:

 

[tiefighterboy]

:lol:

 

[itfciain]

I think Josh failed to use proper english too. :lol:

Hey if you Yanks are uncouth then our convict cousins are even worse - they wouldn't know the Queen's English if it jumped up and bit them on the rear !

 

[JuniorChubb]

I think Josh failed to use proper english too. :lol:

Hey if you Yanks are uncouth then our covict cousins are even worse - they wouldn't know the Queen's English if it jumped up and bit them on the rear !

Lol, when you're in the US (just being a Brit) someone alsways asks you if you are from Australia, come on!!!!