Questions you'd ask the Queen

[dinner squadron 2]

I just found out the Queens coming to work next week. Im not sure if Ill be meeting her and Im not fussed 1 way or the other but thought it would be fun to get a thread going on what questions youd ask her if you were guranteed a truthful answer

 

[tundra9]

Is prince charles your cousin?

 

[dinner squadron 2]

Ill get it rolling
1, Whats your bank account details
2, Do you actually believe in the monarchy
The first 1 for obvious reasons and the second because Id genuinely like to here the answer
ok Tundra beat me to it. :evil: You get the ball rolling

 

[JuniorChubb]

Did your Mother have an unnatural life span due to drinking the blood of children?
(Sorry bit of a David Icke moment there) :lol:

What's it like knowing one of Britain's biggest rock bands was named after you?

Have you seen Star Wars?

Who gave the nod to kill Diana?
(Another Ickey one)

Just how racist is Philip?

Did you know Chewbacca borrowed one of your outfits for a recent photo shoot?

 

[spoons]

give us a fiver

 

[dinner squadron 2]

Did your Mother have an unnatural life span due to drinking the blood of children?
(Sorry bit of a David Icke moment there) :lol:

What's it like knowing one of Britain's biggest rock bands was named after you?

Have you seen Star Wars?

Who gave the nod to kill Diana?
(Another Ickey one)

Just how racist is Philip?

Did you know Chewbacca borrowed one of your outfits for a recent photo shoot?

Love the last 3, especially Philip, you have to imagine if he wasnt a royal and Wayne Rooney was **** at football would they be working in the same Tescos

 

[itfciain]

I tell you what, I bloody love the Queen - I think she (and the rest of the Royal Family) in general are great for this country

It was great to see all of the England lads singing the National Anthem the other night as well.

 

[dinner squadron 2]

Ian Ive nothing against any of them personally, this is just something fun, nothing malicious.
That said I dont think Philip (snr) has done anything to make the country proud (I may be wrong, Ive not done alot of research) and he seems to be Britains answer to George Bush.

 

[jabbawokkie]

can i call you lizzie

 

[itfciain]

can i call you lizzie

ha ha - you can call me what ever you want - most people do !

 

[JuniorChubb]

I tell you what, I bloody love the Queen - I think she (and the rest of the Royal Family) in general are great for this country

It was great to see all of the England lads singing the National Anthem the other night as well.

The Queen has done us proud, the Royal family gives us pride as a country and brings in billions in tourism. The trouble is they are people, and in every group of people there are a few rotten apples that ruin it for the rest.

You can choose your friends but you can't choose your Royal Family

 

[JuniorChubb]

Did your Mother have an unnatural life span due to drinking the blood of children?
(Sorry bit of a David Icke moment there) :lol:

What's it like knowing one of Britain's biggest rock bands was named after you?

Have you seen Star Wars?

Who gave the nod to kill Diana?
(Another Ickey one)

Just how racist is Philip?

Did you know Chewbacca borrowed one of your outfits for a recent photo shoot?

Love the last 3, especially Philip, you have to imagine if he wasnt a royal and Wayne Rooney was **** at football would they be working in the same Tescos

Lol It would probably be my local Tesco (the one exposed on TV a while back with rotten meat and cooked chicken kick about) I can imagine a bald Rooney stocking the shelves then practising his kick ups with a chicken!

 

[weasel]

My question would be, Do you never feel even slightly guilty sitting in your palaces spending millions of pounds through the civil list whilst enjoying various exotic holidays all over the world, all funded by the poor tax payer, the majority of whom are struggling to pay their monthly bills and keep a roof over their heads?

I tell you what, I bloody love the Queen - I think she (and the rest of the Royal Family) in general are great for this country.

The Queen has done us proud, the Royal family gives us pride as a country and brings in billions in tourism.

As you might have guessed, I could not disagree more! TBH I'm biting my tongue here. The royal family are a bunch of free loading leeches who do absolutely **** all bar sit in their palaces and go on wee jollies every so often, all at our expense of course! Heaven forbid they should spend any of their millions, when they could just use tax payers money, I mean we're all rolling in dough aren't we!
This country would be a LOT better off if we got rid of them.

Rant over :lol:

 

[JuniorChubb]

My question would be, Do you never feel even slightly guilty sitting in your palaces spending millions of pounds through the civil list whilst enjoying various exotic holidays all over the world, all funded by the poor tax payer, the majority of whom are struggling to pay their monthly bills and keep a roof over their heads?

I tell you what, I bloody love the Queen - I think she (and the rest of the Royal Family) in general are great for this country.

The Queen has done us proud, the Royal family gives us pride as a country and brings in billions in tourism.

As you might have guessed, I could not disagree more! TBH I'm biting my tongue here. The royal family are a bunch of free loading leeches who do absolutely **** all bar sit in their palaces and go on wee jollies every so often, all at our expense of course! Heaven forbid they should spend any of their millions, when they could just use tax payers money, I mean we're all rolling in dough aren't we!
This country would be a LOT better off if we got rid of them.

Rant over :lol:

Come on Weasel, keep those teeth on that tongue. I don't know if a Star Wars forum is the place to go into pro/anti royal debate.
Luckily because you live on your own island (My Island) you don't contribute to funding their lifestyle. Me on the otherhand, I live in Blighty on land owned by the Queen rent free

Personally I can see both sides of the argument (as all Jedi can) but if you pushed me to make a decision I would keep them, but maybe screen the potential additions a bit more closely (Phillip, Fergie) and get Pippa Middleton more involved :wink:

 

[weasel]

Nah unfortunately I contribute to their upkeep as well. Don't worry I'm not about to go into a huge diatribe against the royals. We try to keep politics off the boards as much as possible, for obvious reasons, but I fail to see any tangible benefit from the royals, that couldn't be replicated/exceeded if the money we spend on them was spent on advertising/ a full time trade commisioner etc.

Now if Pippa Middleton was to get them out......for the good of the nation, obviously, then I might change my mind :wink:

 

[JuniorChubb]

Nah unfortunately I contribute to their upkeep as well. Don't worry I'm not about to go into a huge diatribe against the royals. We try to keep politics off the boards as much as possible, for obvious reasons, but I fail to see any tangible benefit from the royals, that couldn't be replicated/exceeded if the money we spend on them was spent on advertising/ a full time trade commisioner etc.

I bet that tongue is bleeding :wink:

Now if Pippa Middleton was to get them out......for the good of the nation, obviously, then I might change my mind :wink:

For the good of the nation of course

 

[dinner squadron 2]

Nah unfortunately I contribute to their upkeep as well. Don't worry I'm not about to go into a huge diatribe against the royals. We try to keep politics off the boards as much as possible, for obvious reasons, but I fail to see any tangible benefit from the royals, that couldn't be replicated/exceeded if the money we spend on them was spent on advertising/ a full time trade commisioner etc.

Now if Pippa Middleton was to get them out......for the good of the nation, obviously, then I might change my mind :wink:

So if I get to ask a question it should be
Will you ask Pippa to get them out for the nation?
Yeah Im happy with that :lol:

 

[JuniorChubb]

Nah unfortunately I contribute to their upkeep as well. Don't worry I'm not about to go into a huge diatribe against the royals. We try to keep politics off the boards as much as possible, for obvious reasons, but I fail to see any tangible benefit from the royals, that couldn't be replicated/exceeded if the money we spend on them was spent on advertising/ a full time trade commisioner etc.

Now if Pippa Middleton was to get them out......for the good of the nation, obviously, then I might change my mind :wink:

So if I get to ask a question it should be
Will you ask Pippa to get them out for the nation?
Yeah Im happy with that :lol:

Yup I would go for that, I will be looking forward to the results on this one

 

[jackabina]

Ask her to tell which ever bunch of wankers politicians are running the country, to stop giving my hard earned taxes to other ****ing countries in bail-outs, millions in paying for things like the olympics, and most of all, any lazy good for nothing ****, to bone idle or doped up to get a job.............................................oh, and the Pippa tits thing.

 

[Grant_C]

Do you taste like a stamp?