Must be screen used.

[x-pack]

I dunno but it's taken a strange turn :?

The mental of porn mags drying out in front of the fire is priceless :lol: I think my first ever porno (aged ten!) had been found in a puddle on a school trip and then passed around the bus before winding up in my school bag! I think my nan found it and grassed to my mum

 

[cracatilla]

When was the last time you went rooting thru the undergrowth?
They may still be there.

 

[itfciain]

When was the last time you went rooting thru the undergrowth?
They may still be there.

Funny you should say that - I had a huge collection and by the time I'd started seeing 'real' girls I decided I didn't need them anymore - so I dug a hole in the woodland over the road and buried the lot of them in a bin bag. I did go back, once, a year or so later but they were pretty mcuh plant food by then

 

[escapist]

When i was six years old, my foster brother had left after coming home on leave for the first time from the army.

I went into his bedroom and in the top draw there was 2 big baggy jumpers. Behind them, hidden was 2 large and one small stack of porn magazines. :shock: :mrgreen:

BINGO!

So i took one into my bedroom, checked it out (WTF?) and left it on my bedroom floor.

My mum finds it.

Bare in mind that my mum is very conservative, loves maggie and is extremely protective of me..

Shall I continue?

please do....

 

[Grant_C]

Ok- so my mum takes 150+ porn magazines into the garden and tries to light them.

She is no Bear Grylls, she sometimes tries to change the TV channel by using a calculator.

We live in a neighbourhood where the average age of the residents would be 85. For real.

The wind picks up and what can only be described as a constant fluury of burning porn confetti takes to the air and makes its way around the neighbourhood landing on everyones house, plants and garden ornaments.

Baby trees cover like christmas trees with muffs

The whole neighbour is now covered it burnt pictures of viginas and tits.

And the realtionship with some of the neighbours is not great. It was ****ing halarious.

 

[x-pack]

:lol: Quality


I wonder if that Ebay dude goes hunting in the woods for wank mags? Like hunting for truffles :?

 

[chazb73]

Ok- so my mum takes 150+ porn magazines into the garden and tries to light them.

She is no Bear Grylls, she sometimes tries to change the TV channel by using a calculator.

We live in a neighbourhood where the average age of the residents would be 85. For real.

The wind picks up and what can only be described as a constant fluury of burning porn confetti takes to the air and makes its way around the neighbourhood landing on everyones house, plants and garden ornaments.

Baby trees cover like christmas trees with muffs

The whole neighbour is now covered it burnt pictures of viginas and tits.

And the realtionship with some of the neighbours is not great. It was ****ing halarious.

Fantastic!!! :lol: :lol: I wish I could have seen that! :lol:

 

[chazb73]

This thread has become hilarious - more? :lol:

 

[tiefighterboy]

Not quite as good...but when I was 13 I hid one in the woods in a hollowed out log. Went back there from time to time to go back to nature and look at it. One day to my shock and surprise I reached my hand in there and something was moving....abruptly took my hand out to find a very angry Raccoon had made his home in the log and used the magazine for nesting......I was sad...but yet scared at the same time.....little ****er chased me.....I never returned.

 

[Dark Sith Lord]

Ok- so my mum takes 150+ porn magazines into the garden and tries to light them.

She is no Bear Grylls, she sometimes tries to change the TV channel by using a calculator.

We live in a neighbourhood where the average age of the residents would be 85. For real.

The wind picks up and what can only be described as a constant fluury of burning porn confetti takes to the air and makes its way around the neighbourhood landing on everyones house, plants and garden ornaments.

Baby trees cover like christmas trees with muffs

The whole neighbour is now covered it burnt pictures of viginas and tits.

And the realtionship with some of the neighbours is not great. It was ****ing halarious.

:lol: :lol:

 

[chazb73]

Not quite as good...but when I was 13 I hid one in the woods in a hollowed out log. Went back there from time to time to go back to nature and look at it. One day to my shock and surprise I reached my hand in there and something was moving....abruptly took my hand out to find a very angry Raccoon had made his home in the log and used the magazine for nesting......I was sad...but yet scared at the same time.....little ****er chased me.....I never returned.

I hear porno mags make great Racoon nests :lol:

 

[x-pack]

..or wallpaper in a car repair garage :lol:

 

[chazb73]

..or wallpaper in a car repair garage :lol:

It's mandatory for garages :lol:

 

[x-pack]

I'm not sure i would want to buy that guys SW masks even if they were reasonably priced!

 

[JuniorChubb]

What Star Wars Masks...?

 

[chazb73]

What? The guy had star wars masks too?? :lol:

 

[x-pack]

In amongst the 'vintage' Fiesta mags ...

Those masks are actually worth sommat according to Gus & Duncan's book, just not remotely what he's asking. What was it, like two grand or something?

 

[chazb73]

I think it was 35 grand Barry :shock: - I thought the masks came stuck to the front cover of the todd mags :lol:

 

[x-pack]

35k? Sweet baby Jesus!

I dread to think what ball fondling activity those masks have been involved with :?

 

[tiefighterboy]

I still want the chewy mask. :x