Luke the Social Reject
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chazgreentooth
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HAHA I'M THE HIGHEST BIDDER NOW! :lol:
Funny as description 
Here we have a 1983 Luke Skywalker vintage Star Wars figure in very poor condition (mentally & physically)
NEW HOME WANTED
MY LIFE'S WRECKED! CAN YOU HELP?!
I've just found out that the bloke who I thought was my dad is not really my dad (he's actually my uncle). The bloke who is my dad turns out to be a right evil bastard and the bird who I've been lusting after for the last few months is really my sister!! I thought these things only happened on Jeremy Kyle!! So now I live in a doorway at Lidl in Wigan and frankly I stink. I stink like the back end of a tauntaun! I even managed to nearly take my face off the other day having a drunken lightsabre shave with no mirror, as you will see in my photo. And now my one good hand is knackered too what with all the scavenging around in gutters looking for cig ends. Basically I'm a complete mess, I've hit rock bottom and I desperately need your help.
Why not make yourself (and me) feel better and bid for me today. I'm no trouble - honest! I'm cheap too! Only the other day a lucky bidder won me for 11p - 11p!!! But then chose not to pay and here I am again. You can only begin to imagine the personal rejection issues I'm going through right now.
Many thanks
Luke
And now I'm off to steal me some cider!
Here we have a 1983 Luke Skywalker vintage Star Wars figure in very poor condition (mentally & physically)
NEW HOME WANTED
MY LIFE'S WRECKED! CAN YOU HELP?!
I've just found out that the bloke who I thought was my dad is not really my dad (he's actually my uncle). The bloke who is my dad turns out to be a right evil bastard and the bird who I've been lusting after for the last few months is really my sister!! I thought these things only happened on Jeremy Kyle!! So now I live in a doorway at Lidl in Wigan and frankly I stink. I stink like the back end of a tauntaun! I even managed to nearly take my face off the other day having a drunken lightsabre shave with no mirror, as you will see in my photo. And now my one good hand is knackered too what with all the scavenging around in gutters looking for cig ends. Basically I'm a complete mess, I've hit rock bottom and I desperately need your help.
Why not make yourself (and me) feel better and bid for me today. I'm no trouble - honest! I'm cheap too! Only the other day a lucky bidder won me for 11p - 11p!!! But then chose not to pay and here I am again. You can only begin to imagine the personal rejection issues I'm going through right now.
Many thanks
Luke
And now I'm off to steal me some cider!
Damn you mr. Norton. :evil:
Caswellbot
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Quality! :lol: The guys a joker.
Happy bidding chaps. He must be displayed holding that sign in someones collection!
Happy bidding chaps. He must be displayed holding that sign in someones collection!
Andy did you get him?
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