lucky bastard

[jabbawokkie]

at work other day and ther was this old fuse box on wall .you know the really old ones with the big push in black fuses .
any way we had to board this wall so i phoned boss and asked if it was dead and he said it was so i told labourer to cut it off .
he got snips then asked for knife to cut the plastic away first .dont know why as thhe snips would have gone straight through he is just thick as **** (which saved his life)
any way he was just about to cut the cable when my phone went and it was the builder saying dont cut the cable its still live .i tell no lie the stanly knife was touching the cable about to cut it
the lucky little bastard

 

[craignwo4life]

You're his boss so you're the lucky one as you could have been sued !! :lol:

Surely it isn't a plasterers job to remove something like that anyway? :?

 

[jabbawokkie]

You're his boss so you're the lucky one as you could have been sued !! :lol:

Surely it isn't a plasterers job to remove something like that anyway? :?

yeah but it would have slowed job down .i was only gonna move it if it was dead .day after he walked behind me and i stuck trowel in his head just missing his temple .swear down he is the luckiest ****er i have met

 

[craignwo4life]

he is the luckiest ****er i have met

I'm not sure working for you makes him that lucky !! :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

he is the luckiest ****er i have met

I'm not sure working for you makes him that lucky !! :lol:

i am his hero ,he is a good kid just thick as **** ,trys to hard to impress some times ,instead of just doing simple thing he will make a meal out of it .but then we all did when we were young

 

[lee gray]

I thought this was going to be a topic about the guy who went into the big brother house

 

[jabbawokkie]

I thought this was going to be a topic about the guy who went into the big brother house

lucky bastard 8)

 

[weasel]

You're his boss so you're the lucky one as you could have been sued !! :lol:

Surely it isn't a plasterers job to remove something like that anyway? :?

yeah but it would have slowed job down .i was only gonna move it if it was dead .day after he walked behind me and i stuck trowel in his head just missing his temple .swear down he is the luckiest ****er i have met

Nearly electrocuted and then nearly ends up with a trowel in his head, don't sound lucky to me!

 

[Bollux]

I never realised plastering was so dangerous!

:shock: