little feedback on having snip /or snip reversed

[jabbawokkie]

firstly make sure you never plan to have anymore kids and are 100 percent sure your stuck with lass you are with forever.
having it done is a piece of piss ,though second needle makes your eyes water a bit and you feel doc cut in to your balls for a split second .i had it done friday afternoon and was back at work tuesday .
haveing it reversed is total different .have you ever seen that pic of woman who had her face bit of by a chimp .thats what me balls looked like day after but ****ing blacky purple .now they just look like a manky orange with a cock stuck on it .i was tempted to stick some pics up but it breaks edds rules .on a good note doctor was pleased and all plumbing back together just got to see how it heals and hopefully a few little jabbas will be running around next year .was only gonna have one but i am a tight git and want to get me moneys worth from op so may knock two out .

 

[jackabina]

my missus wants me to have it done, but i dont want a ****in cock orange!
you better hope your good lady doesn't change her mind about having more kids :x

 

[aussiejames]

"though second needle makes your eyes water a bit and you feel doc cut in to your balls for a split second ."
my eyes water just reading that

 

[jabbawokkie]

"though second needle makes your eyes water a bit and you feel doc cut in to your balls for a split second ."
my eyes water just reading that

yip that looks like me balls at moment lol

 

[jabbawokkie]

my missus wants me to have it done, but i dont want a ****in cock orange!
you better hope your good lady doesn't change her mind about having more kids :x

missus i with now wants kids ,she ****ing golden mate and it be crimanal if she doesnt have her own .i had it done with ex then shekicked me out.........nice though glad she did as we just never got on and i would have just stayed there un happy for kids.
having it dones **** all its only 20 mins having it reversed is 2 hours

 

[jabbawokkie]

"though second needle makes your eyes water a bit and you feel doc cut in to your balls for a split second ."
my eyes water just reading that

and thats vwhat happens when you pretend to be tarzan :roll:
did anyone watch that animal attacks show on 5 last night ,that polar bear that got that lass through cage jesus

 

[Frunkstar]

Having it done is easy - if you don't get a haematoma which I did, so don't believe a word of it guys My bloody nuts looked like John Merriks hear for a week :|

EDIT: - Glad you got your plumbing sorted, why not have 3 you tight git - don't as that was rhetorical, 3 are a mare I can tell you.

 

[jabbawokkie]

Having it done is easy - if you don't get a haematoma which I did, so don't believe a word of it guys My bloody nuts looked like John Merriks hear for a week :|

EDIT: - Glad you got your plumbing sorted, why not have 3 you tight git - don't as that was rhetorical, 3 are a mare I can tell you.

i got two already ,though only see one.if i have two i would def have em close together .learnt me lesson that when you go to fairs you have to put one on shitty rides while waiting to go on big rides with eldest.
kids would be ace if they were born when they were five

 

[jabbawokkie]

Having it done is easy - if you don't get a haematoma which I did, so don't believe a word of it guys My bloody nuts looked like John Merriks hear for a week :|

EDIT: - Glad you got your plumbing sorted, why not have 3 you tight git - don't as that was rhetorical, 3 are a mare I can tell you.

just been in bath now .and mine are still swollen though colours coming back .cant even work out were me balls are though as it looks like i got four at moment lool

 

[Dom]

Wetting myself as I read that, ****ing love you gumbo!!!!!

 

[edd_jedi]

I can't see me ever getting it done, nothing in life is 100% guaranteed, least of all a woman!

 

[jabbawokkie]

I can't see me ever getting it done, nothing in life is 100% guaranteed, least of all a woman!

our lass always asks why .i think there should be a law where docs cant do it till you 45 ish as like you said nothings guareenteed forever

 

[weasel]

.i was tempted to stick some pics up but it breaks edds rules

WHY THE **** WOULD WE WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR BALLS!? :shock:

I think you're confusing us with that 'other' forum you love so much, gaymotherfuckers.co.uk

 

[jabbawokkie]

.i was tempted to stick some pics up but it breaks edds rules

WHY THE **** WOULD WE WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR BALLS!? :shock:

I think you're confusing us with that 'other' forum you love so much, gaymotherfuckers.co.uk

if they were gay wouldnt it be gayfatherfuckers.co. uk sorry forgot your irish :wink: :wink: :lol:

 

[Jez]

I don't normally venture down as far as checking out the "Other Forums, Off Topic" but here i am.

I booked myself in for the snip and when the letter came confirming the appointment my wife begged me to cancel it "just in case".

I know thats boring but seeing as you guys were talking about ops on your knob etc i thought i may share a little bit of discomfort with you and bring a chuckle to your night...
...I have to have a fairly stringent annual medical check up because of my job. One check up they discovered an anomaly with my urine and sent me for loads of tests. I had scans, a frickin ultrasound (yes in a waiting room surrounded by pregnant women and they call me in!! I bet the women thought i was some sort of he/she!!), anyway continuing with the scans and tests, they gave me everything. Then they told me that the final check would be a bladder scan, i just thought it would be another xray, but noooo, how wrong could i be? I walked in to a room to see a frickin huge looking camera implement which they told me would have to be inserted up my urethra (japs eye!!). The nurse looked like the character Ting Tong from little britain, and she inserted it where **** shouldn't go. The camera had a waterpump attached to it so it literally filled my bladder so they could have a good look. Essentially i had the sensation of pissing myself for about a minute whilst they had a good look. They were really considerate and encouraged me to have a look at the monitor!!! I was so shocked and violated that when i heard the woman say, thanks very much Mr ########, now we just need to check your prostate and with that she shoved her finger up my ass! I felt used, ashamed and dirty. All i could do was phone up all of the lads from work and allow them to have a good laugh at my expense. The tests came back ok

Still, every now and then i think about that f##k off big camera and look at my little japs eye and start sweating!

 

[Dom]

I just want to know your job, so I can avoid it!!!!

 

[aussiejames]

Still, every now and then i think about that f##k off big camera and look at my little japs eye and start sweating!

OK you win- quote of the year :shock:

 

[jabbawokkie]

did it hurt as i thinking its quite surprsing what doctors can do to your body and not put you in much pain

 

[weasel]

Jesus christ Charlie! :shock:

Still, every now and then i think about that f##k off big camera and look at my little japs eye and start sweating!

OK you win- quote of the year :shock:

James is spot one, that's def quote of the year

 

[Jez]

did it hurt as i thinking its quite surprsing what doctors can do to your body and not put you in much pain

Hurt? Smarted a bit during the initial in and out bit (i bet they all say that :wink: ) For the rest of it it was just a constant sensation of pissing yourself, the fluid was coming out at the rate it was going in. The finger up the bum afterwards was just the icing on the cake!