lightsabre noises with your penis

[jayjedi]

ok, on request of a certain "member" we need to set the record straight. there will be total descretion and no names can be seen ,,, the question .

have you ever grabbed your man hood and swooshed it around and made " lightsabre sounds " with it :shock: :lol:

 

[tiefighterboy]

Mine was blue

 

[burnsy]

Only once, with a glow in the dark johnny :lol:

 

[weasel]

Have I ****!

Han was this before or after they put you in the barrell?

 

[han duo]

Have I ****!

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thats cause you havent got a cock and you sit down to pisss......... :lol: :wink:

 

[weasel]

Say's the guy who makes lightsaber noises with his cock and chat's up Angel everytime he's on!

 

[han duo]

Say's the guy who makes lightsaber noises with his cock and chat's up Angel everytime he's on!

:lol: , good point ..... but youve still made them noises no matter what you say.... :lol:

 

[Bollux]

Have I ****!

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thats cause you havent got a cock and you sit down to pisss......... :lol: :wink:

my mate sits down to piss!

this i discovered when i walked into my bathroom naked desperately needing a piss and found him sitting there on my throne as the dopey bollocks hadnt locked the door!

 

[han duo]

thats a conversation killer........ :lol:

 

[weasel]

Indeed! :?

 

[Ron]

Bet your mate had a right good laugh bollux seeing you naked

 

[tiefighterboy]

Have I ****!

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thats cause you havent got a cock and you sit down to pisss......... :lol: :wink:

my mate sits down to piss!

this i discovered when i walked into my bathroom naked desperately needing a piss and found him sitting there on my throne as the dopey bollocks hadnt locked the door!

At least his mouth was at the right level for you. :lol:

 

[Ron]

lol

 

[jayjedi]

bollux, what happened next .... did you stay and admire :lol:

 

[han duo]

by the way .... i dont feel to bad now as 50 % of people have voted that they have used it as a lightsaber..... the other 50% are just full of ****..... :lol: :lol: :wink:

 

[weasel]

I reckon you voted 3 times!

 

[jayjedi]

the no's are winning, han you are in the minority, perv :lol:

 

[jayjedi]

han you do know when you are a big dog tv star we are all just going to sell these stories to the papers.

 

[spoons]

han you do know when you are a big dog tv star we are all just going to sell these stories to the papers.

:lol:

I think you might be waiting some time Jay

 

[han duo]

han you do know when you are a big dog tv star we are all just going to sell these stories to the papers.

:lol:

I think you might be waiting some time Jay

:lol: :lol: