Life Lesson #5367

[edd_jedi]

Never tell a girl you've recently started going out with that you've got her "in the bag." Bloody hell did I get an earful last night/this morning :lol:

Anybody else made any amateur mistakes that make you feel rather silly recently!?

 

[aussiejames]

Bloody hell did I get an earful last night/this morning :lol:

did she still cook you breakfast?

 

[weasel]

Lol, can't say I've ever done or said anything like that. Though TBF I'm such a sarcastic bastard she would just assume I was taking the piss anyway.

Single then Edd? :lol:

 

[edd_jedi]

Well I did say it as a joke, I guess my sarcasm isn't so obvious

No not single thankfully, managed to charm my way out of it. No breakfast but I did get a cup of tea this morning :lol:

 

[weasel]

Charm your way out of it!?
Grovelling apology and a promise of dinner and or some flowers etc!?

 

[browny]

There is always the famous bragging about the size of your manhood when you first start dating,you always get found out in the end.....and boy dont I know it

 

[weasel]

That's just asking for trouble Browny!

 

[plantman]

me and wife are on the same wavelength normally, ill tell her to get some frigging housework done the useless bitch...and she'll call me a fat wanker.

I did tell her that a top made her bingo wings look fat...she didnt see the funny side of that one though

 

[tiefighterboy]

Never tell a girl you've recently started going out with that you've got her "in the bag." Bloody hell did I get an earful last night/this morning :lol:

Anybody else made any amateur mistakes that make you feel rather silly recently!?

Uh...........Stuck it in the wrong hole. :wink:

 

[aussiejames]

I did tell her that a top made her bingo wings look fat...she didnt see the funny side of that one though

:lol: :lol: you charmer Andy.

 

[Josh]

:lol: :lol: Treat em mean, keep em keen

 

[weasel]

me and wife are on the same wavelength normally, ill tell her to get some frigging housework done the useless bitch...and she'll call me a fat wanker.

I did tell her that a top made her bingo wings look fat...she didnt see the funny side of that one though

Aye, he doesn't mention she stuck laxatives in his dinner and he spent 3 days on the bog! :wink: