Richard_H
Grand Master
Pieced together from evidence from this thread http://www.starwarsforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=19904
and snippets from MummyJrChubb:
"We knew we had a special child. Hell we tried to drown him at birth twice and he still survived. Brain damage wasn't apparent until 19 when we was caught making love to a knarled Oak tree mistaking it for a girl he once asked for a date.
I remember little Chubbles and Mumbo standing in the queue as if it was just yesterday. JrChubb was still in his nappies, so it could have been yesterday actually, and I remember Mumbo standing proudly with his DV action figure hoping to get a glimpse of Vader (you can see where this is going) and the icing of the cake - to proudly show off his DT saber. I tried to tell him it was just a regular one but he wasn't having it. Never the same since he was scolded for palming off a repro weapon to his younger brother as if it was nothing!
Anyway I distinctly remember that day as behind us in the queue was an old woman, easily in her 60s, who was wearing a brown shawl. I turned briefly for a second and couldn't find Chubbles anywhere. I heard a scream and from under her dress he appeared and was promptly smacked across the cheek by the offended lady. He claimed he was only looking for the Sarlaac pit, whatever that meant, which has been his standard chat up line when getting women blind drunk hasn't been a success.
After what felt like a long time (picture being stuck with Chubbles for more than 20 mins) we finally got to meet the great man himself. I remember Chubbles tried to look Darth Vader straight in the eye by standing on his tip-toes. Unfortunately he was too small and was crushed by DV's size 14 boots which left a large imprint on the top of his head to this day. Chubbles has tried to hide this ever since with a variety of wig extensions and tupaes but has given this up in favour of a ridiculous looking comb over. We spent the remainder of the day in hospital where he became a mini local celebrity as the 'kid who nearly became one with the Force'. Quite literally"
and snippets from MummyJrChubb:
"We knew we had a special child. Hell we tried to drown him at birth twice and he still survived. Brain damage wasn't apparent until 19 when we was caught making love to a knarled Oak tree mistaking it for a girl he once asked for a date.
I remember little Chubbles and Mumbo standing in the queue as if it was just yesterday. JrChubb was still in his nappies, so it could have been yesterday actually, and I remember Mumbo standing proudly with his DV action figure hoping to get a glimpse of Vader (you can see where this is going) and the icing of the cake - to proudly show off his DT saber. I tried to tell him it was just a regular one but he wasn't having it. Never the same since he was scolded for palming off a repro weapon to his younger brother as if it was nothing!
Anyway I distinctly remember that day as behind us in the queue was an old woman, easily in her 60s, who was wearing a brown shawl. I turned briefly for a second and couldn't find Chubbles anywhere. I heard a scream and from under her dress he appeared and was promptly smacked across the cheek by the offended lady. He claimed he was only looking for the Sarlaac pit, whatever that meant, which has been his standard chat up line when getting women blind drunk hasn't been a success.
After what felt like a long time (picture being stuck with Chubbles for more than 20 mins) we finally got to meet the great man himself. I remember Chubbles tried to look Darth Vader straight in the eye by standing on his tip-toes. Unfortunately he was too small and was crushed by DV's size 14 boots which left a large imprint on the top of his head to this day. Chubbles has tried to hide this ever since with a variety of wig extensions and tupaes but has given this up in favour of a ridiculous looking comb over. We spent the remainder of the day in hospital where he became a mini local celebrity as the 'kid who nearly became one with the Force'. Quite literally"
