**** joke club

[Michael Sith]

Think I need a laugh, never does any harm...

I'm afraid I think **** jokes are that bad they make laugh

So come on guys...do your worst

I will kick off

Why are Pirates called pirates....



Because they ARGHHHH.

 

[Wild Whiphid]

Jack has 50 pies, he eats 45. What has he got now?

Diabetes.

 

[Richard_H]

conjunctivitis.com


a site for sore eyes

 

[itfciain]

Man walks into a bar ..... ouch

 

[tundra9]

Two birds met, then one of them said hi said the other...

 

[mumbo]

What kind of key opens a banana.......... A MONKEY :lol: :lol:

 

[Rebel_Runner]

And I'll tell you another thing you can't beat... hard boiled eggs!?!?!? :roll:

 

[Michael Sith]

What do you do with an annoying chemist?
Can't curium, can't helium, just have to barium

White horse walks into pub

Barman. " welcome we named our pub after you"
White horse " what..Dave?"

What's a Shitzu
One with no monkeys

 

[rob71]

Do you know what I can't understand? Chinese writing.

 

[rob71]

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

Wi' jam in.

 

[Jedi_june]

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

:lol:

 

[Jedi_june]

One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.

The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arm was too short to reach.


:lol: :lol:

 

[Michael Sith]

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle

:wink:

 

[Michael Sith]

God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God

 

[tundra9]

How can you tell there's been an elephant in your fridge? There's elephant tracks in the patè....

 

[jackabina]

****ing hell, if ever a thread was set up for me........................................

What's ET short for?.............................................................'cause he's got little leg's


A guy walks into a chemist and asks the girl behind the counter, "do you sell maternity bra's", she replies "yes sir, what bust"
"THE ****IN' CONDOM!!", he replied


I'm here all week

 

[Jedi_june]

What bust......... :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[jackabina]

After six kid's, a loving husband agrees to pay to have his wife's giant, stretched flap's removed. After the operation, she comes round and notices three huge bunches of flowers at the end of the bed. "O doctor, they're lovely, who are they from"? "Well" said the doctor, "the first bunch is from us, because you have been a model patient. The second bunch is from your husband. He's seen your new beaver, and can't wait to enjoy it with you. And the third bunch is from Bob in the burns unit who say's thanks for his new ears!

 

[Dublinjeff]

Fella walks into a bar with his pet tiger, both down about 8 pints of Guinness, as the man gets up to leave the Tiger stumbles and passes out at his stool. The bartender, irate, shouts " you can't leave that lying there!"

"Its not a Lion, the man replies, its a Tiger".........

drummmmm...tissch.... :lol:

 

[Dublinjeff]

What's a Shitzu
One with no monkeys

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I read that about 5 times, then got it..... :roll: brilliant