****ing ebay, bastard, ****, wanker, Dickhead buyer.

[jedi_masters]

So, just sold my rancor on ebay and i get this e-mail fom buyer:

Dear jedi_masters,

Hello about this item we bid to much are you all right to knock of some money plus is it damage the left arm seems like it's broken cheer's Robert.If you can deal with this we are back in office 9.00 a.m. thursday payment.

Yoursfaithfully Mr.R.P.Williams


- wwwrobby10

so I sent back this e-mail:

Dear wwwrobby10,

Hi Robert

No way am I willing to knock off some money, it is up to you to bid the correct amount. Please dont accuse me of selling a broken item that I havent described properly. I am an experienced seller and would never do that. I have sent you an invoice, if you still want the item, then please pay by paypal.


- jedi_masters

I then get this reply:

Dear jedi_masters,

cAN'T FOUND THE INVOICE KNOCKING SOME MONEY OFF SOUNDS GREAT PAY WHEN WE ARE BACK IN OFFICE YOU SOUND A REAL GOOD SELLER TO ROBERT. KNOCK OFF £10.00 POUND HA HA AHA AHA AHA ONLY JOKING.NO £5.00...s


- wwwrobby10

I'm really tempted to tell him to **** off and report him to ebay. What do you guys think??

 

[Capetown]

This makes me feel ill. :evil:

Absolutely report him to ebay as fast as you can. The ****er has used the ebay messaging center to try something that is (I surely hope) against ebay policy so he is royally screwed. No mercy for the idiot.

 

[Capetown]

Best thread title ever by the way. :lol:

 

[jedi_masters]

yea just had to vent some anger while i was writing the title!!

The thing is his feedback is good, fast payments, no problems. The biggest insult is the broken left arm bit. How the **** can you tell that from a picture.

Really starting to go off ebay lately and this just up my dislike for it now.

 

[PGowdy]

Yeah you need to report this guy right away. I'd suggest no further contact with him and especially avoid a slanging match as it will get you nowhere with an idiot like this and you'll just end up losing your stand point.

Relist the item and block him so he can't bid again.

What an arsehole.

 

[Josh]

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[Josh]

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[jedi_masters]

I know, slanging matches get you nowhere and that's why my reply was rather polite, which is unusual for me when it comes to arseholes like this. Makes my blood boil. :evil: :evil:

 

[Josh]

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[kor]

You may want to look into this, but I think that when you open a case against a buyer on ebay they basically "suspend" that buyers ability to leave feedback on that specific transaction while the matter is being resolved. If thats the case I would report him in a heartbeat!

 

[Wookie-Balls]

I have a dogs arse.... Not literally I mean... I'll put £2.50 in the kitty

 

[edd_jedi]

The guy obviously has special needs. Absolute fruitcake! :lol:

 

[DarthStanley]

What a complete twat! :twisted:

What is it with people on ebay & Rancors lately?

I had an idiot called DarthFalcoa win my Rancor that ended on the 25th & not paid even though he's been buying stuff since.I've politely asked him twice if he still wants it with no reply so i've opened up a non paying bidder case with ebay! :roll:

If ****ing nimrods like that can't pay for the items they win,then don't bid! :twisted:

 

[plantman]

He is obviously doing it to wind you up, i wouldnt even bother with him tbh.

Just sit on the invoice and file a non payment if he doesnt pay

dont get aresey in your replies as he will be sat there laughing

 

[Joe]

Wait till it all blows over and send him a gigantic turd wrapped in birthday wrapping paper.

 

[Lee Gregory]

What a cock!!!

Get him reported

 

[stevemac1976]

Wait till it all blows over and send him a gigantic turd wrapped in birthday wrapping paper.

As Joe says but try to get some kind of exploding banger in there that goes off as soon as it is opened.

The guy sounds like a real tool and needs to be reported.

Steve

 

[Joe]

Wait till it all blows over and send him a gigantic turd wrapped in birthday wrapping paper.

As Joe says but try to get some kind of exploding banger in there that goes off as soon as it is opened.

The guy sounds like a real tool and needs to be reported.

Steve

LOL!

Exploding banger turd pressie! Wow I like that idea

 

[Imperial nut]

:x yup i had the same problem last week ,, a uk buyer won my item, and nothing, sent an invoice,,, nothing,, ebay messaged him,,(really friendly),,, nothing,,,anohter invoice,, nothing,,

then after the required time i opened a case, and all it says is,,,,, thats right,,, nothing.

I may have to leave my first neg ,,

and the guy above seems to have a poor grip on english,, or he is simply insane.

good luck, drag him through it backwards. :evil:

 

[silver grin]

Wait till it all blows over and send him a gigantic turd wrapped in birthday wrapping paper.

I love Joe's idea but I think you should give everyone on here his address and i'll send him a weeks worth of my dogs turds in a nice fresh box

I would honestly do this to ****tards like that