gary is she single and is she fit, as the only way out i can see is for you to take her out and **** her , that way she should let it go ... unless you suffer from premature ejaculation of coarse and then she is just going to be even more pissed with you :lol:
or, you could just say you are develloping tourettes syndrone and had a bout when you were actually trying to talk normally to her, the fact you were angry was nothing to do with her but that you couldn't get your words out correctly and became enraged thus seeming to swear and rip into her but actually struggling to express yourself .
sorry mate thats all i can come up with..... there is just stabbing her with that ninja sword but that seems a bit drastic :lol: