I am pissed off

[weasel]

"Sensible advice"? :lol:

 

[sith-smith]

I've only just stopped laughing after seeing the word sensible.


ooh, sorry, was that a bit sarcastic?

 

[craignwo4life]

Send her some flowers to her work with a note saying you are sorry.

It works every time !! :wink:

 

[jabbawokkie]

Send her some flowers to her work with a note saying you are sorry.

It works every time !! :wink:

dont you ****ing dare :roll:

 

[weasel]

:lol:

 

[jayjedi]

Send her some flowers to her work with a note saying you are sorry.

It works every time !! :wink:

i nearly put that craig would give girly advice but thought it was a bit bitchy..... how wrong i was :lol:

 

[jayjedi]

Send her some flowers to her work with a note saying you are sorry.

dont you ****ing dare :roll:

i laughed so hard when i read what jabba put

 

[sith-smith]

Women often act hurt in the hopes that guys will do just that.

I'm with jabba on the whole flowers things.

Send her your washing and tell you want it done asap.

 

[jabbawokkie]

just tell if she is going to **** off .she will either **** off and you will look good as it will look like you dont give a **** and you can forget about her.
or she will reliase you dont give a **** and will chasnge her tune and come back either way you come out on top :wink:

 

[sith-smith]

Jabba, you should write a book.

 

[jabbawokkie]

what about star wars :wink:

 

[sith-smith]

Jabba's guide to love and romance.

 

[jayjedi]

he could, but one of us would have to spell check it or you might get blokes trying to stick their fingers in a womans airhole :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

he could, but one of us would have to spell check it or you might get blokes trying to stick their fingers in a womans airhole :lol:

whats wrong with that like
tip.if you can get a finger up withoput them saing "what do you think your doing"you will be allowed to put your cock up 100 5%guarentee

 

[weasel]

Where as if you get a slap and told to **** off?
:lol:

 

[jayjedi]

he could, but one of us would have to spell check it or you might get blokes trying to stick their fingers in a womans airhole :lol:

whats wrong with that like
tip.if you can get a finger up withoput them saing "what do you think your doing"you will be allowed to put your cock up 100 5%guarentee

as long as they dont say **** off they will let you stick it up there anyway.... maybe not on the first date as they will need to save something for the second one :wink:

 

[sith-smith]

he could, but one of us would have to spell check it or you might get blokes trying to stick their fingers in a womans airhole :lol:

whats wrong with that like
tip.if you can get a finger up withoput them saing "what do you think your doing"you will be allowed to put your cock up 100 5%guarentee

And you know this from personal experience?

 

[jabbawokkie]

yeah and this
dont ever use baby lotion as lube when your pissed,makes itvery difficult :lol: :lol: 8) :wink:

 

[jayjedi]

And you know this from personal experience?

you wouldn't want to sniff his fingers mate :wink: :lol:

 

[sith-smith]

And you know this from personal experience?

you wouldn't want to sniff his fingers mate :wink: :lol:

personal experience again? :? :shock: