Having trouble with my erection...

[rdpla]

I am knocking on 50 and now it really does take me all night to do what i used to do all night..
any home cures ,remedies , stress beating ideas greatly appreciated...


Even tried to get wify to go down on me..
she said no because it doesn`t taste good, so i cut out the center of a pineapple ring, slid it on, had a can of spray cream, whooooosh all over...had some hersheys chocolate sauce, drizzled that on top and chopped up some walnuts and sprinkled them on. Have to say, it looked good, in fact so damn good I ended up eating the bloody thing myself....!

 

[Grant_C]

Hi Todd. :lol:

 

[yoda]

There are under the counter tablets for that you can get. Different dosages depending on needs. Taxi driver once gave me this advice leaving me home one nite. He had tried it only downside was the next day for him. He was wearing tight jeans on his shift all day and tablets hadn't worn off. He was in a bad way he said moral of the story if you take them don't wear jeans the next day

 

[poncho]

My willy still works thank god!

 

[Cymonguk]

I am knocking on 50 and now it really does take me all night to do what i used to do all night..
any home cures ,remedies , stress beating ideas greatly appreciated...


Even tried to get wify to go down on me..
she said no because it doesn`t taste good, so i cut out the center of a pineapple ring, slid it on, had a can of spray cream, whooooosh all over...had some hersheys chocolate sauce, drizzled that on top and chopped up some walnuts and sprinkled them on. Have to say, it looked good, in fact so damn good I ended up eating the bloody thing myself....!

This reminds me of a bizarre story I heard on a n rpg podcasts. A player at a table was offered 20xp if he would "screw a cheeseburger", the guy was apparently that inebriated or desperate for Xp he committed a sex act with the sliced bread goodness.

 

[Dorsetmark]

Must have been a happy meal

 

[x-pack]

Must have been a happy meal

:lol: :lol: :lol: how long have you had that joke up your sleeve? :lol:


before i was married the best cure for this was a new shag piece

 

[Capetown]

God! Deadpool just joined the forum!

 

[theforceuk]

Go and see a doctor, not about your willy but your mental health.

 

[tiefighterboy]

I suggest heavy amounts of granny porn.

 

[tiefighterboy]

One more thing... Totally American.. But if you pretend it's a French fry and roll it around in ketchup.. That works too.

 

[benny100]

One more thing... Totally American.. But if you pretend it's a French fry and roll it around in ketchup.. That works too.

I cannot unread that! :lol:

 

[Mr-shifter]

I don't know why, but I just thought I would bump this thread.

 

[yoda]

:lol: I forgot about the pineapple erection problem :lol:

 

[theforceuk]

I thought this thread might come up again.

 

[Mr-shifter]

I thought this thread might come up again.

Unlike his cock

 

[yoda]

I thought this thread might come up again.

Unlike his cock

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[theforceuk]

I don't care how stiff this forum is or isn't, you must have some balls admitting this. I need to get something straight between us now, I have no hard feelings with anyone on here.

 

[starshipriot]

I wouldn't be suprised if the original post turned out to be a complete flop.

 

[yoda]

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&s...ggbMAA&usg=AFQjCNHtE1eInsJNqWpO8iX1YE37oelrOQ

This could maybe fix the problem all you need is a tin of wd40 and your good to go!