Just for you Chubster ( btw this is a limerick) as opposed to allegoric :wink:
People think a birthday is nifty,
Now I'm not being derisory or shifty,
I'm a bit down in the mouth
Cos it's all going south
Now the day has dawned and I'm fifty
There once was a man from Nuntucket
Who's pole was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a **** I would **** it