HALLOWEEN

[Grant]

Halloween is here again. Unfortunately I am to big to go out this year so i will just have to settle for scaring any children that come round to the house trick or treating.

I just thought i would share this with you guys since it a something to do with Starwars.

When i was 7 away back then I went out as Darth Vader.

My mum bought the mask from town which was that big i had to keep lifting it back up my face and she also gave me a black bag to put on over my clothes.

My grandfather made me a lightsaber from a piece of wood and painted it grey for me. God knows why he painted it grey, maybe my mum told him the sabre was some type of sword. Anyway i remember going out that night on Halloween feeling brilliant.

Cheers.

Grant. :mrgreen:

The good old days....

 

[spoons]

Nice one Grant - that's how Halloween should be. These days its all shop bought outfits

 

[weasel]

I remember when i wasa kid, going "trick or treating" round one of my neighbours houses and the dosey auld bag didn't know what "trick or treat" meant! At least she claimed she didn't. We had to explain it to her, and then she just closed the door! :lol:

I guess we got our revenge though, cos we spent the next few years launching fireworks and god knows what else at her house!

 

[Ron]

I remember when i was a kid we never went round council estates there was always more to be had going round the expensive houses

Grant no doubt I will have the kids round tomorrow friday night. Its the only kids that come to my door

 

[Grant]

I remember when i was a kid we never went round council estates there was always more to be had going round the expensive houses

Grant no doubt I will have the kids round tomorrow friday night. Its the only kids that come to my door

Hi Ron,

My kids will be at your no doubt. Jada was at her primary school Halloween party last night and there was a mini Darth vader there and a mini Stormtrooper. Its funney to see 6 and 7 year old kids dressed like that.

Also when we were kids we went round every feckers door rich or poor until our carrier bags were bursting with ****.

Cheers mate.

Grant. :mrgreen:

 

[weasel]

Also when we were kids we went round every feckers door rich or poor until our carrier bags were bursting with ****.

Strange lot you Scots!! I always preferred sweets, crisps. :lol:

 

[Ron]

Grant i will pop sweets round to the kids. I think i will be out tonight when they come round

 

[tiefighterboy]

Also when we were kids we went round every feckers door rich or poor until our carrier bags were bursting with ****.

Strange lot you Scots!! I always preferred sweets, crisps. :lol:

Probably had a bag full o' Haggis. :lol:

 

[Grant]

Also when we were kids we went round every feckers door rich or poor until our carrier bags were bursting with ****.

Strange lot you Scots!! I always preferred sweets, crisps. :lol:

Probably had a bag full o' Haggis. :lol:

I ****ing HATE Haggis mate...What was in yours TIEFIGHTERBOY a big apple pie to shag later on that night .

Over here in Scotland we just eat Apple pie normaly with custard or Ice cream.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers mate.

Grant.

 

[tiefighterboy]

Strange lot you Scots!! I always preferred sweets, crisps. :lol:

Probably had a bag full o' Haggis. :lol:

I ****ing HATE Haggis mate...What was in yours TIEFIGHTERBOY a big apple pie to shag later on that night .

Over here in Scotland we just eat Apple pie normaly with custard or Ice cream.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers mate.

Grant.

Only shag pies baked for me by lovely old ladies.

 

[Grant]

Dude.

You dont have a blue jacket aswell do you ?.

Check the Joke thread out and read my Lucky blue jacket joke and everything will be clear to you.

And i thought i was the only grandmother ****er here.

Cheers. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Grant.[/color][/color]

 

[Bollux]

I bet Weasel ****ing loves the kids knocking on his door, "come in I got a treat for you!"

 

[Ron]

LOL i bet he does i onlu had 2 kids at my door tonight my 2 nieces

 

[weasel]

I bet Weasel ****ing loves the kids knocking on his door, "come in I got a treat for you!"

Funny bastard!

None knocked on my door, I guess their parents must have warned them all off! :lol:

 

[Bollux]

that and you standing in your window furiously masturbating!

 

[weasel]

Really? You think that puts them off? :?