Richard_H
Grand Master
Inspired by plantman 
I have two.
1. Secret Santa - rules were we were to spend max £5 for a works SS. I got a woman who never stops talking - ever! I thought the prezzies were supposed to be funny and as she was mid 50s I was a bit limited. I bought her ear plugs so she could give them out to the rest of us in meetings. Prezzies are being opened and after 3 or 4 I'm thinking hmmm some people have spent over £5 easily! She opens her present, quickly hides them under the table says thank you and leaves virtually straight away. Following year at a meeting she requests not to be in the SS because it ruined her Xmas the year before and thought it a cheap present after she'd spent £10 on drink for someone else :lol:
2. At macro (cash and carry) they sell these huge toilet rolls, must be for elephants or something. A running joke in my house as to who uses it all as there never seems to be any left in the bathroom. If I just said I bought one and the missus opened it on Xmas I think you can figure the rest out
I have two.
1. Secret Santa - rules were we were to spend max £5 for a works SS. I got a woman who never stops talking - ever! I thought the prezzies were supposed to be funny and as she was mid 50s I was a bit limited. I bought her ear plugs so she could give them out to the rest of us in meetings. Prezzies are being opened and after 3 or 4 I'm thinking hmmm some people have spent over £5 easily! She opens her present, quickly hides them under the table says thank you and leaves virtually straight away. Following year at a meeting she requests not to be in the SS because it ruined her Xmas the year before and thought it a cheap present after she'd spent £10 on drink for someone else :lol:
2. At macro (cash and carry) they sell these huge toilet rolls, must be for elephants or something. A running joke in my house as to who uses it all as there never seems to be any left in the bathroom. If I just said I bought one and the missus opened it on Xmas I think you can figure the rest out
