"For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

[kieatky]

:shock: :shock:

Words fail me :lol: :lol:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lightsaber-flogger-Red-faux-suede-vegan-falls-for-kinky-Star-Wars-fans-/272906519234?hash=item3f8a7f02c2:g:-wcAAOSww9xZKMNH

 

[Mini99]

Did you buy one then? :lol:

 

[kieatky]

Did you buy one then? :lol:

2 mate, a red and a blue for when I can't decide which side of the 'force' I wanna use with her :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Mini99]

Did you buy one then? :lol:

2 mate, a red and a blue for when I can't decide which side of the 'force' I wanna use with her :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[subzero]

Darth Vader - "Who's your father, who's your father, who's your father"

Luke - "....... NOOOOOOOOO"

 

[Stubbs]

How much

 

[StarWarsFan]

:? :roll: oh for goodness sake what a load of rubbish.

 

[subzero]

Does it come with a double telescoping dildo? :lol:

 

[yoda]

Does it come with a double telescoping dildo? :lol:

I thought that's what it was and you've got plenty to grip and pull with the loose ends incase it gets to deeply submerged in uncharted territory :lol: :lol:

 

[subzero]

Does it come with a double telescoping dildo? :lol:

I thought that's what it was and you've got plenty to grip and pull with the loose ends incase it gets to deeply submerged in uncharted territory :lol: :lol:

'Emergency pull strings' :lol:

 

[lejackal]

It doesn’t stop there I’m afraid

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222693258417

 

[kieatky]

Dear god !!!! That kind of **** can never be unseen, gonna have nightmares tonight :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[subzero]

 

[Mini99]

Come on, own up, who bought it?
It’s no longer available!
:lol:

 

[subzero]

Come on, own up, who bought it?
It’s no longer available!
:lol:

In about a week you'll see someone post in 'latest acquisitions' :lol: :lol:

 

[Mini99]

Come on, own up, who bought it?
It’s no longer available!
:lol:

In about a week you'll see someone post in 'latest acquisitions' :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: