Female DM Wanted!

[Richard_H]

http://io9.com/5948474/craigslist-ad-seeks-topless-dungeons--dragons-dungeon-master-serious-applicants-only

:lol:

 

[jackabina]

Unbelievable! C cup please :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Where you going to dress up and apply :lol:

 

[Richard_H]

:lol:

The comments at the bottom of the page are as funny as the idea itself

 

[.Q.]

Hhahahahaaaaa!
I imagine they'll end up with some Simpsons Comicbook store guy type in a wig n false knockers!
Worst. DM. Ever.

 

[jackabina]

As this is such a giving forum, for my birthday it would be much appreciated if you could hired Charlize Theron to act the part of mistress for a bit. I dont mind if she hasn't brushed her hair as long as she turns up with her beaver out and doesnt mind playing tricks on big jim and the twins. I would stress, she wouldn't be asked to do anything else.....................................................................yeah right!!
Thanks in advance,
Neil :wink:

 

[jackabina]

:lol: Oh Neil, you're so funny

 

[Richard_H]

As this is such a giving forum, for my birthday it would be much appreciated if you could hired Charlize Theron to act the part of mistress for a bit. I dont mind if she hasn't brushed her hair as long as she turns up with her beaver out and doesnt mind playing tricks on big jim and the twins. I would stress, she wouldn't be asked to do anything else.....................................................................yeah right!!
Thanks in advance,
Neil :wink:

I think we could get some who looked like Aileen Wournos. Would that do?

 

[jackabina]

As this is such a giving forum, for my birthday it would be much appreciated if you could hired Charlize Theron to act the part of mistress for a bit. I dont mind if she hasn't brushed her hair as long as she turns up with her beaver out and doesnt mind playing tricks on big jim and the twins. I would stress, she wouldn't be asked to do anything else.....................................................................yeah right!!
Thanks in advance,
Neil :wink:

I think we could get some who looked like Aileen Wournos. Would that do?

Who the fox hat?

 

[Richard_H]

:lol: 8) :lol:

The American serial killer played by Charlise Theron in the film monster.

 

[jackabina]

She was so ****in ugly in that film, I had to turn it off!!

 

[Richard_H]

So should I send Dirty Kelly the birthday party rolly polly kissagram back then?

 

[jackabina]

Now hang on! lets not be too hasty. She could well still play a role. She could be Charlize's fluffer.