Now i know you are just trying to be cool and don't really mean that.
Next you will be telling me "Santa, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense".
Well its not nonsense i tell you, i am real and my mediclorian count is off the frickin chart!