Dear Abby....

2stripes

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"Dear Abby,

Iââ'¬â"¢ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. Iââ'¬â"¢ve suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me.

The usual signsââ'¬Â¦ Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, ââ'¬Å"Just some friends from work, you donââ'¬â"¢t know
them.ââ'¬Â

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasnââ'¬â"¢t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I
checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down
I just didnââ'¬â"¢t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and
I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?"

Well it made me laugh..
 
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