CATS i fecking hate them (now solved)

[rob71]

Yeah, at least when a dog shits on your lawn it has the decency to be upfront about it and even looks guilty.

 

[jackabina]

We only have one neighbourhood cat which fouls our garden but man can it ****! The fat bastard clearly saves it all up for me because I give it the finger whenever I see it. And cat **** is nasty... I unwittingly trailed a load of it down the hall carpet the other morning after taking the rubbish out. I am now making it my mission to get even. Picking it up in little sandwich bags and handing it to my neighbour may be one option...

There's your first mistake Rob. Get the wife to put the rubbish out!

 

[rob71]

I heard that pepper sprinkled in flower beds gets rid of cats. It's get in their ring piece and they don't like that :lol:

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My ex-mother in law used to put teabags on the flower beds and they didn't like that either... mind you nobody likes to get teabagged do they?

 

[rob71]

There's your first mistake Rob. Get the wife to put the rubbish out!

It was her birthday that day so I let her off

 

[jackabina]

And they say chivalry is dead :lol:

 

[x-pack]

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