CATS i fecking hate them (now solved)

plantman

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I started a thread about cats a while back, and how we have about 5 or 6 that come in our garden and **** all over, kill the birds ect, ive finally got something that keeps the little shits out (apart from cracking their arse with my bb gun)

this little gem of a device is called the scarecrow, its a motion detection sprinkler system, just take a look..

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That won't work!. Just shoot the bastards
All that will happen now, is that your garden will end up being the new venue for their wet t-shirt nights!
.....................then word will get out that your gaff is the place to pick up some wet *****, and all hell will break out :roll:
 
jackabina said:
That won't work!. Just shoot the bastards
All that will happen now, is that your garden will end up being the new venue for their wet t-shirt nights!
.....................then word will get out that your gaff is the place to pick up some wet *****, and all hell will break out :roll:
:lol: :lol:
 
Anyone ever took a shot at my cats would get that thing wrapped their ****in necks...

Just sayin :D
 
i like cats in general but when my kids come running in with **** on their hands cos someone else pet has taken a dump in my garden i could burn them ALLLLLLL :twisted:
 
Not a cat lover, BUT could never harm anything, couldn't do it

Good job we have butchers....or I would be a veggie for sure, know its double standard but :roll:

Havin said that cats are sneaky feckers for sure
 
I think a lot of people would agree that if cats **** on their owners gardens there wouldn't be a problem.

I don't have a pet because I don't want to pick **** up and I certainly don't want to pick up the neighbours cat ****.

My solution, use a small garden trowel and toss the **** back over their garden!!
 
thats the problem, if you own a pet then i see it as your responsibility, if my dog went and **** on my neighbours lawn i bet he would go nuts, if my dog went in and dug up his flowers, killed a couple of birds and then **** in his veg plot i bet he would go barmy.

but im supposed to stay calm about 5 cats doing that in my garden..

if you let your pet endanger my children with toxic **** then im afraid you cant complain if it gets nasty.
 
I heard that pepper sprinkled in flower beds gets rid of cats. It's get in their ring piece and they don't like that :lol:
 
x-pack said:
I heard that pepper sprinkled in flower beds gets rid of cats. It's get in their ring piece and they don't like that :lol:

Honestly mate NOTHING gets rid of cats apart from dogs, creosote or water, this sprinkler is pretty good and protects my garden, im sure they still roam the borders but thats not where my kids play.
 
Had the same problem a few years ago and then they just stopped coming back. I have a curry plant and it makes the garden smell of curry, not sure if that's a good or bad thing :? Anyway, since i had that they don't come anywhere near. It might be a happy coincidence though.
 
We only have one neighbourhood cat which fouls our garden but man can it ****! The fat bastard clearly saves it all up for me because I give it the finger whenever I see it. And cat **** is nasty... I unwittingly trailed a load of it down the hall carpet the other morning after taking the rubbish out. I am now making it my mission to get even. Picking it up in little sandwich bags and handing it to my neighbour may be one option...
 
Cat **** is bad ..um ..**** :?

It's sneaky as well due to being quite small. Much prefer dogs because they are always happy to see you. Cats just look like they consider humans to be a necessary evil. If they had hands like in that advert then i'm sure they would **** on your lawn and then give you the finger!
 
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