Anyone pull any April fools jokes?

[StarWarsFan]

Like telling the wife you just bought a VC Jawa or something?

 

[jedi_masters]

Took the egg my Mrs had got from work, unwrapped, scrunched the wrapper back up and put it back in the box while she was at work. She thought I had eaten it. Was not in the good books!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[theforceuk]

Not me, I was to busy buying a full run of U graded figures this morning. 8)

 

[subzero]

Not this year, mainly because me and my older brother are always pranking each other year round anyway and i'm running out of pranks now, he did still try to get me yesterday though messaging me on facebook to tell me how his beloved motorbike got stolen out of his front garden, along with a story of how he had the police round and everything. As soon as I read it I was pissing myself laughing because I had a similar idea to message him with something similar ( which I forgot all about doing ) so I know exactly how he thinks lol, I messaged back and said yeah nice try mate.

I already got him last week anyway when I put a **** load of salt in his cup of tea. :lol:

 

[yoda]

I never done this but remember reading about a guy doing it. It would probably result in some sort of meltdown if I tried it.
He recorded the lottery on TV from a few weeks previously. Bought a ticket using those same numbers and left it on the table. Pressed play once he heard the wife come in and asked her check the numbers once the draw started because he was going out.
That's badass **** :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[StarWarsFan]

I never done this but remember reading about a guy doing it. It would probably result in some sort of meltdown if I tried it.
He recorded the lottery on TV from a few weeks previously. Bought a ticket using those same numbers and left it on the table. Pressed play once he heard the wife come in and asked her check the numbers once the draw started because he was going out.
That's badass **** :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thats a classic love it.

 

[weasel]

I told my mates my missus was preggers. Half of them fell for it, the other half cottoned on to the fact it was April fools and started slagging me for a crap attempt (I'm notorious for my hatred of kids) without realising it was a double bluff and the joke was on them. She is preggers.


I'm ****ed.
My life ends in 6 months.


Anyone wanna buy a kid?

 

[Mini99]

I'm ****ed.
My life ends in 6 months.


Anyone wanna buy a kid?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Congratulations :?

 

[theforceuk]

:roll: congratulations Weasel, I remember you saying on here once 'why would anyone have kids, I don't no'.

:lol:

 

[Ruby2511]

I told my mates my missus was preggers. Half of them fell for it, the other half cottoned on to the fact it was April fools and started slagging me for a crap attempt (I'm notorious for my hatred of kids) without realising it was a double bluff and the joke was on them. She is preggers.


I'm ****ed.
My life ends in 6 months.


Anyone wanna buy a kid?

Brilliant :lol:

 

[weasel]

Hand on heart, when she told me I spent five minutes (and I do mean five full minutes) just repeating "Ohh ****, ohhh ****, ohh ****".

 

[yoda]

Hand on heart, when she told me I spent five minutes (and I do mean five full minutes) just repeating "Ohh ****, ohhh ****, ohh ****".

Congratulations you don't realise it yet but it's the best thing that will ever happen for you. I have a little lad now and I wouldn't change it for the world. I never knew how great it would be until he was born.
And yes it's also true you'll never get a good proper night's sleep again. You'll also discover how much free time you really had before the child was born but didn't realise it at the time :lol: :lol:
But I guarantee you'll have a different view on children in a year's time.

 

[subzero]

I'm ****ed.
My life ends in 6 months.


Anyone wanna buy a kid?

PM sent.

 

[Paullaura]

I'm ****ed.
My life ends in 6 months.


Anyone wanna buy a kid?

PM sent.

:lol: