Anyone advice how to scare wild goats?

[yoda]

Guys have any of you experience with goats? There are 2 wild goats hunting me. It all started on Monday they have appeared from nowhere. Monday i came home from work and discovered they nipped off every flower the wife and mother inlaw had planted. That wasn't too bad. I chased them away so thought that was the end of it.
Next they came back later that evening so I thought something a bit more extreme would work. So I got the double barrel out and let rip over there heads. It didn't even spook them. They just looked at me and continued to eat my plants. After a while they walked away into the darkness.
3.30am comes I hear this thudding at the door and didn't know what was happening. So i got up and my friend was headbutting the door. At this stage it was getting beyond a joke. :evil: now the gloves wer off!
I went out they were gone again. The next morning they were standing in my driveway and walked off when they spotted me. I tried to see where they went with the hope someone could catch them but to no avail.
Now I am home this evening and the ****ers have **** all around my back door :evil: I actually think they are sleeping there. Has anyone ever had smililar problems with unwanted pests calling to there house :?:
I know if I maybe lived in Kenya and was part of a Maasai tribe I my welcome my guests with open arms but that's not for me :?
At the start I thought it was a bit funny. But the whole shitting thing has changed my attitude towards them. It's very hard to catch them as they only seem to appear at dark or very early in the morning.
I am now wondering if they will come back tonight. At what stage is enough ,enough ? This may look like a joke but it's not funny at 3 or 4 in the morning :shock:

 

[itfciain]

:lol: I wish I had some of what you have been smoking

Maybe hire Todd to scare them away

 

[tiefighterboy]

Shove them in a cold creek and they will back up really quick..............wait a second...you wanted to scare them...I got nothing.

 

[Richard_H]

strips of paper, plastic or sheets that will blow in the wind?

 

[Ian_C]

Try a flamethrower. Animals are naturally afraid of fire.

Ian

 

[ScruffyLookingNH]

Shove them in a cold creek and they will back up really quick..............wait a second...you wanted to scare them...I got nothing.

Ew.

Nothing more.

:lol:

 

[Michael Sith]

Are they feral ?

If not find out who owns them and put the onus on that party to ensure they are acting responsibly to stop them damaging your property, being a pest

 

[Bootyhunter]

Tell them you are welsh, that might get em worried :lol:

 

[Mr-shifter]

The problem here is you let the shotgun off just above there heads. If you aim about a foot or so lower your problem will soon be solved.

 

[Frunkstar]

I concur! shoot the ****ers & get a good curry night on for the lads, say you'll provide the food & they have to bring the beers, could be a blessing eh

 

[Ian_C]

Shove them in a cold creek and they will back up really quick..............wait a second...you wanted to scare them...I got nothing.

Ew.

Nothing more.

:lol:

No, not ewes. Goats. :lol:

Ian

 

[yoda]

:lol: :lol: thanks for all the helpful advice lads. At least i now have a good few options to solve the problem I am sitting here laughing about this now, but things don't seem as funny about 4 am in the morning. I hope those 2 ****ers don't come back 2 night and start nutting my door again or else someone's in for a bad nite :shock:

 

[Stuart Skinner]

Spend some time making a really realistic goat costume, dress yourself up in and walk around on all fours in the house for say an hour so you can really get into character. Then stroll out into the garden staying in character, start eating the flowers etc and wait for them to arrive, Clive and Anna (this is what I've named the goats) will arrive and look at each other and wonder where the new goat has come from, go up to them and sniff them and join them in their activities, if you impress them enough they'll invite you back to their places, this is a result as you will now know where they live, go back and enjoy a nightcap with them, as you leave **** on their doorstep but don't let them see you do it, they'll then hav a taste of their own medicine. Repeat these actions until they get to the point of them being fed up with having to clean your poop up off their own doorstep and they may stop pooping in yours.

This is what I'd do anyway

 

[db94]

Shove them in a cold creek and they will back up really quick..............wait a second...you wanted to scare them...I got nothing.

Amateur - get them on their backs so you can have a good snog at the same time

 

[weasel]

They dead yet?

 

[tiefighterboy]

They dead yet?

That would make it easier. :wink:

 

[yoda]

They dead yet?

No they have actually survived this ordeal, I believe I have prolonged there health by the action I took I decided to look was there any other options rather than doing a Travis Bickle! I think I realised deep down I could do without having a mess in the garden.
Myself and my brother took time and caught them and bundled them into the trailer. I have to say they smelt absolutely revolting I never could stomach goats milk or cheese but after that never again :roll:
I dumped them back to the mountain where I believe they came from at the start. So all ended well for the goats and no harm came to them yet!

These are my two night callers **** and all!

I really hope they don't come back because some of my neighbours don't believe in giving warning shots :shock:

" Pasop die boer met net een geweer"

 

[Grant]

Get a lion. 8)

 

[yoda]

Get a lion. 8)

It's a good job that dentist dude doesn't live near me that was in the paper I don't think the goats would be feeling to good now if he seen them :?