And I thought men usually overestimated the size of things

[lejackal]

Todays eBay offering

 

[Snaketibe]

I think I can see the tiny crack he's referring to. Is it the one next to the great big gaping hole?

 

[theforceuk]

Teeny weeny crack.

 

[StarWarsFan]

Blimey

 

[Pomse2001]