And here was me thinking I was at work and not school.........

[lejackal]

This email landed in my mailbox today, I've removed key details so as not to get fired but seriously what's wrong with people!

Facilities Mailbox
11:45 (13 minutes ago)

to bcc: me
Hi all,

We have received a number of complaints regarding the state of the men's toilets at our Coventry office. To help maintain a level of good hygiene, we have pulled together a few pointers based on the concerns raised:

Please ....
Take caution not to wet the toilet seat. Leave the toilet in the clean manner that you would like to find it.
Remember to flush after each use.
Water on the floor can cause your colleagues to slip and get hurt, be cautious of causing a spill when using the taps.
Remember to always wash and dry your hands every time you use the toilet.
Please do not dispose of chewing gum in the urinals.
We are asking everyone to chip in and do their bit to help keep our office clean. Please report any violations of the above to facilities

Kindest regards


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[yoda]

Toilets :shock: you wonder sometimes what people be at. I don't want to go into detail but there's times I am weary of even touching them with my boots. When I can't get the seat lifted :roll:

 

[weasel]

This email landed in my mailbox today, I've removed key details so as not to get fired but seriously what's wrong with people!

Facilities Mailbox
11:45 (13 minutes ago)

to bcc: me
Hi all,

We have received a number of complaints regarding the state of the men's toilets at our Coventry office. To help maintain a level of good hygiene, we have pulled together a few pointers based on the concerns raised:

Please ....
Take caution not to wet the toilet seat. Leave the toilet in the clean manner that you would like to find it.
Remember to flush after each use.
Water on the floor can cause your colleagues to slip and get hurt, be cautious of causing a spill when using the taps.
Remember to always wash and dry your hands every time you use the toilet.
Please do not dispose of chewing gum in the urinals.
We are asking everyone to chip in and do their bit to help keep our office clean. Please report any violations of the above to facilities

Kindest regards


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Facilities Mailbox
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Have you been shitting on the floor again!?

 

[lejackal]

This email landed in my mailbox today, I've removed key details so as not to get fired but seriously what's wrong with people!

Facilities Mailbox
11:45 (13 minutes ago)

to bcc: me
Hi all,

We have received a number of complaints regarding the state of the men's toilets at our Coventry office. To help maintain a level of good hygiene, we have pulled together a few pointers based on the concerns raised:

Please ....
Take caution not to wet the toilet seat. Leave the toilet in the clean manner that you would like to find it.
Remember to flush after each use.
Water on the floor can cause your colleagues to slip and get hurt, be cautious of causing a spill when using the taps.
Remember to always wash and dry your hands every time you use the toilet.
Please do not dispose of chewing gum in the urinals.
We are asking everyone to chip in and do their bit to help keep our office clean. Please report any violations of the above to facilities

Kindest regards


--
Facilities Mailbox
Here to Help

Have you been shitting on the floor again!?

one honest mistake and you never live it down

 

[Bootyhunter]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[sith-smith]

I am still at school and we get notices like that!

 

[edd_jedi]

It drives me mad. I work for a pretty big company in London, the average age is easily 30-40, and the toilet seats are always covered in piss, massive floaters left in there, and there are even bogeys wiped on the walls! You'd think it was a primary school toilet, I guess some people just don't learn manners no matter their age.

 

[sith-smith]

We have notices in our toilets telling us to wash our hands...especially if not using a knife and fork for dinner.

People still ignore it! :?

 

[yoda]

And then the ones where the bog roll is cased like concrete in the loo because everyone passes the buck for flushing. I always try to flush it but then there's that much of a back log the toilet can overflow because it's blocked when you flush.
The funny thing is the toilet handle probably is clean because everyone is afraid to touch it and they use loo roll to touch it :roll: