One of the reasons I'm glad I don't have a woman...

[xAngelx]

http://threads.rebelscum.com/showfl...77&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1

 

[jabbawokkie]

yeah but our lass knows i would ****ing destroy her if she did anything like that,beside she would never leave as i,m a sexual tyransaurus :wink:

 

[han duo]

yeah but our lass knows i would ****ing destroy her if she did anything like that,beside she would never leave as i,m a sexual transexual who is in love with Han Duo:wink:

hehehehehhhahahaha :lol: sorry mate i couldnt stop myself :roll: :lol: :wink:

 

[boba frett]

She was probably using that handle as a vibrator :lol:

 

[boba frett]

What your hard ons are extinct? :lol:

 

[xAngelx]

What your hard ons are extinct? :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Bollux]

When I broke up with my Mrs for a few weeks over 2 years ago now, all of my star wars stuff was out in the "lean to" down the side of the house or up the shed, my optimus prime bust was the worst affected!

hell hath no fury....

 

[weasel]

That's harsh! :shock:

If she did something like that to me, I would get even. Don't know how or when but I'd do something ten ****ing times worse.
I'm a very hard person to annoy/get angry, but I got a very vindictive streak.

 

[Bollux]

mate, your Mrs has just ****ing head butted you!

dont act all ****ing hard!

 

[jabbawokkie]

mate, your Mrs has just ****ing head butted you!

dont act all ****ing hard!

:lol: :lol: :lol: i want a smilie thats rolling about pissing himself with laughter

bollox how many times have you broke up with your lass

 

[Bollux]

just once mate! that was enough, ****ing awful!

 

[weasel]

mate, your Mrs has just ****ing head butted you!

dont act all ****ing hard!

:lol: :lol: Fair point!
But hitting someone is one thing (you can, if you want, fight back) wrecking their stuff/collection/car etc is totally different.

I'd never hit a bird anyway. "There are alternatives to violence" though.

 

[han duo]

MY ADVICE TO ANYONE WHO SPLITS UP AND THERE MISSUS SMASHES THERE STUFF IS QUITE SIMPLE... BEFORE THEY RETURN FOR THERE STUFF EMPTY THERE SHAMPOO AND PUT IMAC OR ANYOTHER HAIR REMOVAL CREAM IN ITS PLACE OR GIVE IT A GOOD MIX IN........


NOONE WANTS TO **** A BALD LASS !!!! :lol:

 

[weasel]

Good call! :lol:

(Change it all you like, I'll just change it back!)

 

[jabbawokkie]

britney and demi moore would have still got it

 

[weasel]

Edit my posts all you like, I CAN CHANGE THEM BACK! :roll:

 

[craignwo4life]

What did it say?!! :lol:

 

[weasel]

Something about me liking bald women! :roll: :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

Something about me liking bald women! :roll: :lol:

well your lass hasnt gone through puberty yet :wink:

 

[weasel]

I thought someone might say that. :roll: :lol: