The following did make me chuckle:
"This obviously falls into the 'don't try this at home' category unless you meet the following criteria:
You find vision overrated and want to experience the rest of your life without it."
I've got to admit, upon first viewing... I was somewhat disappointed. There was no "whooom, whooom" sound when the laser was gingerly wielded about... and the width of it seemed a little weedy.
But when the tangerine got it, then I was totally and utterly on board. That poor, unsuspecting fruit was toast.
I would like to have me one of these... sign me up, right now.