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The Last Jedi - **SPOILERS THREAD**
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<blockquote data-quote="BadMotivator" data-source="post: 466116" data-attributes="member: 4297"><p>I thought of some more:</p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">That guy that licks the ground and says: "Salt." I'm two hours into this shitshow, I don't need to know what the floor is made of. You just know that some executive was worried that people would think it was another snow planet and wanted to change the colour so as a comprimise they agreed to have someone look at the camera and say "Salt".<br /> <br /> I've always wondered why they don't just kamikaze ships at lightspeed through other ships and know that we know you can, why didn't they always just do this? Star Destroyer? No problem, just get an old junk cruiser and get a droid to fly lightspeed through it. Death Star? Piece of piss mate, just do the same. In this case, why didn't they just do it with one of the other two ships that ran out of petrol? Or one of the transports? Why did they get the woman with the purple hair to do it, why not C3PO or another droid?<br /> <br /> The plot of this film is: HOME 1 IS GOING TO RUN OUT OF PETROL. That's literally the plot of a Star Wars film now.</li> </ul><p></p><p>I'm sure I'll think of some more in a minute!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BadMotivator, post: 466116, member: 4297"] I thought of some more: [list]That guy that licks the ground and says: "Salt." I'm two hours into this shitshow, I don't need to know what the floor is made of. You just know that some executive was worried that people would think it was another snow planet and wanted to change the colour so as a comprimise they agreed to have someone look at the camera and say "Salt". I've always wondered why they don't just kamikaze ships at lightspeed through other ships and know that we know you can, why didn't they always just do this? Star Destroyer? No problem, just get an old junk cruiser and get a droid to fly lightspeed through it. Death Star? Piece of piss mate, just do the same. In this case, why didn't they just do it with one of the other two ships that ran out of petrol? Or one of the transports? Why did they get the woman with the purple hair to do it, why not C3PO or another droid? The plot of this film is: HOME 1 IS GOING TO RUN OUT OF PETROL. That's literally the plot of a Star Wars film now.[/list] I'm sure I'll think of some more in a minute! [/QUOTE]
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