Richard_H
Grand Master
Suspect 1 your time is now.
Forum Name - x-pack
Real Name - Barry Smith
Location - Leyland. Where the **** is Leyland I hear you ask. It's nr. Preston.
Characteristics - impatient! Hates waiting for postage.
Special Powers - the ability to get in the local papers with the dullest stories
Star Wars likeness match - Princess Leia


Q1. Tell me about yourself in 50 words or less
I'm a quietish, practical and calculated sort of chap, but then I have this dark side where every now and then I lose it and let rip at someone. I play guitar and enjoy a piss up every now and then.
Barry doesn't like requests for Girl's Aloud

Q2. How were you introduced to Star Wars?
My dad had a VHS player in one of the rooms at his pub. He rented Star Wars for me to watch. One day he took me out and bought my first figure - Darth Vader. That was it. Hooked!
And as you can see Barry's Vader fettish continued through his tweenie years

Q3. What does Star Wars mean to you?
Star Wars is part of my soul. It's been entwined within my entire existence. Other than being a very small infant there has never been a time I was not hugely into Star Wars.
Barry on his first job interview

Q4. What is/are your collecting goal(s)?
My collecting goals are collecting ESB cardbacks. I wanted a run, one of each figure, and i've just completed that run :-D ..now what?
Barry's Limelight which needs an update! http://www.starwarsforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=14070
Q5. If you could become part of the Star Wars universe, who would you be, what would you like to do, where would you go?
If I could be anyone from the SW universe I would be Han Solo…or maybe Luke. Nah, Luke is too much of a nancy boy. Han. He's cool
Nancy boy Luke?

Q6. What is the most annoying thing about Star Wars?
The stupid prequels are the worst thing about SW. Don't get me wrong I don't hate them and they do add to the story. It's just the way they were done. The script is unforgivable and writers must have been smoking crack when they came up with Jar Jar.
An early script may have been more your thing?

Q7. What has been your greatest Star Wars collecting achievement?
My greatest SW collecting achievement ..hmm. It was probably back in the early days of collecting, like when I got my Luke Stormie. It was just this legendary figure. Recently it's probably my blue snag.
Q8. What from the original trilogy that wasn't released would you have liked to see and why?
One thing I always thought was an odd omission from the original figure line was the Imperial Spy. Considering the crap death squad commander was among the first 12 why was this guy never released?
Yeah you can just imagine the vinyl cape imperial spies find in the attics!

Q9. You have one minute with George Lucas. What would you say?
With only one minute to speak to George Lucas I guess I would just thank him for creating SW. Never know what to say to these people.
Either that or you have a really bad stammer

Q10. Why do you post on SWFUK?
I post on SWFUK because I like being part of the collecting community. I really feel like SW has been a huge part of my life and not a passing fad. It's nice to have finally met a whole group of guys who feel the same way.
Group shot from FFIV. Barry is cos-playing as Paddington Bear

Q11. One word. Jedi or Sith?
Jedi!

This ends the interrogation. You have been assessed and the Empire has decided that although you have rebel sympathetic tendencies you are as much a threat as Lego Anakin. You can go back to tinkering with your cars, fiddling with your macro lenses and polishing your Kenny Baker miniatures.
Cheers x-pack
Suspect no. 2 will be contacted soon
Forum Name - x-pack
Real Name - Barry Smith
Location - Leyland. Where the **** is Leyland I hear you ask. It's nr. Preston.
Characteristics - impatient! Hates waiting for postage.
Special Powers - the ability to get in the local papers with the dullest stories
Star Wars likeness match - Princess Leia


Q1. Tell me about yourself in 50 words or less
I'm a quietish, practical and calculated sort of chap, but then I have this dark side where every now and then I lose it and let rip at someone. I play guitar and enjoy a piss up every now and then.
Barry doesn't like requests for Girl's Aloud

Q2. How were you introduced to Star Wars?
My dad had a VHS player in one of the rooms at his pub. He rented Star Wars for me to watch. One day he took me out and bought my first figure - Darth Vader. That was it. Hooked!
And as you can see Barry's Vader fettish continued through his tweenie years

Q3. What does Star Wars mean to you?
Star Wars is part of my soul. It's been entwined within my entire existence. Other than being a very small infant there has never been a time I was not hugely into Star Wars.
Barry on his first job interview

Q4. What is/are your collecting goal(s)?
My collecting goals are collecting ESB cardbacks. I wanted a run, one of each figure, and i've just completed that run :-D ..now what?
Barry's Limelight which needs an update! http://www.starwarsforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=14070
Q5. If you could become part of the Star Wars universe, who would you be, what would you like to do, where would you go?
If I could be anyone from the SW universe I would be Han Solo…or maybe Luke. Nah, Luke is too much of a nancy boy. Han. He's cool
Nancy boy Luke?

Q6. What is the most annoying thing about Star Wars?
The stupid prequels are the worst thing about SW. Don't get me wrong I don't hate them and they do add to the story. It's just the way they were done. The script is unforgivable and writers must have been smoking crack when they came up with Jar Jar.
An early script may have been more your thing?

Q7. What has been your greatest Star Wars collecting achievement?
My greatest SW collecting achievement ..hmm. It was probably back in the early days of collecting, like when I got my Luke Stormie. It was just this legendary figure. Recently it's probably my blue snag.
Q8. What from the original trilogy that wasn't released would you have liked to see and why?
One thing I always thought was an odd omission from the original figure line was the Imperial Spy. Considering the crap death squad commander was among the first 12 why was this guy never released?
Yeah you can just imagine the vinyl cape imperial spies find in the attics!

Q9. You have one minute with George Lucas. What would you say?
With only one minute to speak to George Lucas I guess I would just thank him for creating SW. Never know what to say to these people.
Either that or you have a really bad stammer

Q10. Why do you post on SWFUK?
I post on SWFUK because I like being part of the collecting community. I really feel like SW has been a huge part of my life and not a passing fad. It's nice to have finally met a whole group of guys who feel the same way.
Group shot from FFIV. Barry is cos-playing as Paddington Bear

Q11. One word. Jedi or Sith?
Jedi!

This ends the interrogation. You have been assessed and the Empire has decided that although you have rebel sympathetic tendencies you are as much a threat as Lego Anakin. You can go back to tinkering with your cars, fiddling with your macro lenses and polishing your Kenny Baker miniatures.
Cheers x-pack
Suspect no. 2 will be contacted soon






































































































































































































