Porno weirdo

[weasel]

Seeing so many of us were disapointed by the "Pornography" thread, I thought I'd share this lovely little story with you all.

A few weeks ago I was on a stag do and one of the other guys introduced himself like this:

"Hi, my name's Ben and I collect Dwarf porn!"

The scary thing is he seemed genuinely proud! :?
This was a complete stranger, telling me this!

Anyone beat that?

 

[jayjedi]

you make it sound like dwarf porn is not something to be proud of :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

this year it seems to have become really common
doesnt do anything for me though

 

[spoons]

this year it seems to have become really common
doesnt do anything for me though

If regular sized people watch dwarf porn, do dwarfs watch giant porn :?

 

[jabbawokkie]

i have a funny porno story
when i worked at the saw mills a friend asked me to put some porn in my bag till we got home
the porn had covers and everything to them
at first i said no cause he will forget and my mam will find them when she takes my snap box out

so as i was laid in the bath my sister came knocking at the door
"john whats these video in your bag"
so i told the truth which she didnt believe
then i told her he was calling for me later ,and when he comes for her to answer the door and say heres your videos
...ha ha his face was a ****ing picture

the same kid asked to borrow some johnnies one time as i had a good stash from the family planning(for the morning after pill ,,cause if they arent putting it in the mouth i never pull out) so as my mam was about 5 seconds from walking in the room i through him a hand ful of johnnies
ha ha ha you have never seen anyone pick a load of johnnies up so fast

 

[craignwo4life]

This site has really gone down market in the last couple of weeks!! :lol:

 

[sith-smith]

This site has really gone down market in the last couple of weeks!! :lol:

Down market?

It's gone so far past the market, the market is just a distant memory.

 

[sith-smith]

oh and it's 3.45 in the morning and I'm posting.

I've just got back from a strip club.



I really shouldn't have taken that second job. :wink:

 

[Bollux]

even Dwarfs need love!