Pirates vs Ninjas?

[WillSoForceful]

After many a debate, myself and the sith named Junior Chubb keep coming to loggerheads in the pirate vs ninja topic, with me choosing the side of the survey sea-dogs, and the Chubb going for the oriental marshal-artists.

I was wondering who all the great people of SWF would pick and why? Maybe this would help with our disagreement.

 

[tiefighterboy]

What?????

 

[WillSoForceful]

What?????

If you had a choice, would you be a pirate or a ninja? And why?

 

[starshipriot]

Pirate pros: Arrgh! There be drinkin', and a spot o' womanisin, then more drinkin', then we pillage and plunder, then some more drinkin'!

cons: Argh! We could be lost to ol' Davey Jones, or the hangman's noose. We have to feast 'pon maggoty biscuits and rotten meat. Our limbs may be severed from our bodies. We may run out of rum. Arrgh!


Ninja pros: 我々は、影、致命的な幽霊です。当社のブレードは、迅速であり、我々は寿司を食べる。

Ninja cons: 私たちの声は、小さな女の子に似ている。我々はあまりにも痩せている。寿司が好きではありません..これは、未洗浄の膣のようなにおい。私は海賊になりたい。

 

[x-pack]

Ninja for me

As much as I like the idea of a life pillaging on the open seas the thought of scurvy, walking the plank, and who knows what diseases from overseas women of loose morals does not appeal.

 

[Stargeezer]

Have you guys been drinking again??

Really odd post, even for the off topic section.
But whilst i am Here typing a response, i might add i practice Kobudo, so Ninja it would be for me.

 

[Michael Sith]

Ninjas are cool and pirates are too,
What would you rather, that's up to you.
One eye covered with a patch, and one wooden leg,
A parrot on your shoulder and a rum filled keg.
Or rather, a Ninja mysterious and full of stealth,
Always a detriment to his quarry's health.
Majestic in action, a sight to behold,
A born to tradition centuries old.
In my opinion, a better question to ponder say I,
Would which is best Sith or Jedi?

:wink:

 

[Richard_H]

A Ninja pirate would be cool.

 

[Michael Sith]

Could a Ninja beat a pirate in a fight?........


Shuriken

 

[Stormtrooper37]

I sense a disturbance in the force..........

 

[Palifan]

I sense a disturbance in the force..........

Yeah and my bowels!

 

[Michael Sith]

8) SW/Ninja


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LF9Qk6m_b74&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DLF9Qk6m_b74

 

[x-pack]

Nice poem Mike 8)

As for being a Sith or Jedi, how about a Sith Ninja Pirate! :twisted: There's gotta be a film in that

 

[x-pack]

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