Novelty footy sides. (Sorry Josh, ANOTHER footy thread)

[weasel]

I was just thinking as I was talking about JT in the other thread, 'he would definitely be in my "biggest cunts" eleven' and thought it would be interesting to see what you lot thought, or what other novelty elevens you could come up with.

"Side I'd never get tired of punching", "Most over-rated", "Stupidist hair", "How the **** did he get a PL/CL winners medal", "Ugliest bastards" etc etc

My 'Biggest cunts" 11 is

1) Roberto Rojas
2) Pepe
3) Ashley Cole
4) John Terry
5)Sinisa Mihajlovic
6) Joey Barton
7) Ryan Giggs
8 ) Marlon King
9) Lee Hughes (Killer)
10) Alan Smith
11) Didier Drogba

 

[PGowdy]

How is Suarez not in that side?! :lol: :lol: Only a Liverpool fan... :roll:

 

[weasel]

Lol, yeah fair one.
He is the definition of the kind of player you tolerate when he plays for your team, but if he plays for anyone else you despise him with a passion.
We'll swap him in for Alan 'judas bastard' Smith.

 

[itfciain]

Few changes but reckon you are pretty close

1) Harald Schumacher
2) Leonardo
3) Ashley Cole
4) John Terry
5) Kevin Muscat
6) Sinisa Mihajlovic
7) Joey Barton
8 ) Roy Keane
9) Ryan Giggs
10) Marlon King
11) Lee Hughes (Killer)

Subs
12) Oliver Kahn
13) Ben Thatcher
14) Axel Witsel
12) Ronaldo (just for being a ****)
16) Andreas Moller (as above)

 

[Josh]

 

[weasel]

Like it!


BTW Josh, I'm giving you a team in European Championships sweepstake, I know you secretly love footy threads!


How did I forget about Oliver Kahn and Ben Thatcher!?

Ronaldo (the slim one) would be the skipper, manager and owner of the "team I'd never get tired of punching". In fact it may well be, just 11 of him!

 

[silver grin]

I'd personally put Ashley Young and Craig Bellamy in that list!

Which one was Rojas Weasel? Was he the Brazilian keeper who killed his wife and fed her to his dog?

 

[weasel]

Nah, he was the Chiliean who slashed on own wrists to try and get the other team disqualified.

Not heard about that Brazilian guy who killed his missus, sounds like an outstanding candidate to skipper that team tho! 8)

 

[itfciain]

Here's your man

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/38565282/ns/sports-soccer/

 

[weasel]

What a thoroughly nice chap!

 

[silver grin]

Cheers Iain. I remember Rojas now, and even remember watching the video! What a douche!

 

[jackabina]

Surely Diego Simeone would get in?

 

[steesh]

Surely Diego Simeone would get in?

Scottish hero lol

I would vote for dani alves and luca toni for inclusion.

 

[jackabina]

Scottish hero lol

:lol: :lol:

 

[weasel]

Not JUST Scottish! :lol:

 

[Dark Sith Lord]

I have Got to ask

Why is Ryan Giggs in?

 

[weasel]

Cos he beat up dani bear, and did something else recently, can't remember what though! :wink:

 

[jackabina]

Could that have been knocking his sister-in-law?

 

[weasel]

Time for another novelty side. This time "most overrated"

I'll start us off with the team captain............David Beckham!

The definition of a one ****ing trick pony. He can't dribble, he can't head, he can't pass (relative to the supposed level of his play) and he can't tackle. As for THAT game against Greece, **** me, every single time Greece attacked they looked dangerous and why was that? Cos captain ****ing wonder balls had gone walk about and left a HUGE gap on the right hand side of England's midfield. He didn't win you the game, he nearly cost you game!
Ohh and the wonder free kick he scored was his TENTH free kick of the game, and the first he got on target! FFS Roberto Carlos would be embarrassed by a stat like that. My Gran would fancy her chances of getting more than 1 freekick in ten on target.
If it wasn't for his pop star wife, his medi-whoring of himself and his family, and his (in a hetrosexual sense) good looks. He wouldn't have been thought of as any more than a very good Premiership/international player.

Ten other spaces for you guys to fill, lets try and play 4-4-2, or at least avoid somethign stupid like a 2-3-5 formation!

 

[itfciain]

Time for another novelty side. This time "most overrated"

I'll start us off with the team captain............David Beckham!

The definition of a one ****ing trick pony. He can't dribble, he can't head, he can't pass (relative to the supposed level of his play) and he can't tackle. As for THAT game against Greece, **** me, every single time Greece attacked they looked dangerous and why was that? Cos captain ****ing wonder balls had gone walk about and left a HUGE gap on the right hand side of England's midfield. He didn't win you the game, he nearly cost you game!
Ohh and the wonder free kick he scored was his TENTH free kick of the game, and the first he got on target! FFS Roberto Carlos would be embarrassed by a stat like that. My Gran would fancy her chances of getting more than 1 freekick in ten on target.
If it wasn't for his pop star wife, his medi-whoring of himself and his family, and his (in a hetrosexual sense) good looks. He wouldn't have been thought of as any more than a very good Premiership/international player.

Ten other spaces for you guys to fill, lets try and play 4-4-2, or at least avoid somethign stupid like a 2-3-5 formation!

VERY HARSH

Beckham has never been a 'great' player compared to the likes of Pele, Maradona, Zidane etc and even compared to those playing at the moment like Messi and Ronaldo he is not as good. But .. he has been a great servant for every club that he has played for and one of the few England players in the past 10 years who has shown a passion to play for his national team. I think he has done well to earn the money he hads, but you don't get to play for clubs like Manchester United and Rwal Madrid regularly without being a good player

I can give you a list of a 100 more over rated players than Beckham

And I'll start with a team

Craig Gordon
Wes Brown - Jonathon Woodgate -- John O'Shea - Roberto Carlos
Seth Johnson - Sebastian Veron - Kaka - Stewart Downing
Adriano - Andy Carroll - Fernando Torres