Ours is a 2 bed house with a garden and a garage for the same price as your postage stamp flat! Mind you, it's not in the town so you get a bit more for your money but yeah definitely not comparable with London.
Actually there are some shitty places for a bunch of cash here, the first place we went to see was in the town right by the station and it was 750 a month, it was 1 bed apartment in a dingy building which looked like a youth hostel. Bathroom had mould all over it and no window..it was also the first room you were greeted by when you entered the place so if you had just taken a huge dump before your guests arrived they would definitely pass out once you opened the door.
Lucky this place came up and it is in the perfect location for us, we can walk to town along the river in 20 minutes and there is a park, industrial park (pizza hut, comet, argos, tk maxx etc) and a big supermarket nearby too.
Very much looking forward to getting in and getting settled, all the best with the search for a place Pete! If your current business venture lets you stay at home for the most part then I would highly recommend moving out of London but staying close, would only put 30-50 mins on your journey if you wanted to come back in for family/friends/gigs etc and you would get so much more for your money.