lets get this straight

[jabbawokkie]

why have i suddenly become a drunk sex predator

some one even said not to fetch some bird on to the site because of me

lads fetch who you want ...............just dont leave them alone
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[craignwo4life]

A drunk yes, not sure about the sex predator part though !! :lol:

Every day you come on a say you've been on the largers or vodka so we are just trying to help you Jabba !! :wink:

 

[jabbawokkie]

craig you sound like our lass

 

[craignwo4life]

craig you sound like our lass

:shock: I can't decide if thats a good thing or a bad thing !! :lol:

 

[jayjedi]

:shock: I can't decide if thats a good thing or a bad thing !! :lol:

ok , when has sounding like a girl ever been a good thing :lol: :lol:

 

[jayjedi]

dont take it to heart jabba.

craig's the teatotal who's got a fetish for fat ugly birds

phantom has got an erg fetish that probably extends to dresses at the weekend

wozza likes puking up over birds while he's shagging them

mash likes playing with mumm ra's sword ( we all know what that means)

twofoot (who lives in ipswich) hasn't posted since they arrested the bloke for killing those prostitutes

edd's mrs takes him to the dam, and the only story he comes back with is about a discoloured luke he found in a star wars shop

weasel's into dwarf porn

gary's into old ladies from sheffield

so being the drunk aint so bad mate :lol:

me and coco seem the only normal guy's on here :wink:

 

[craignwo4life]

I could add Jay is the one who lost his virginity aged 10, twisted a bollock aged 14 and had anal sex aged 16 so maybe he is a sex addict !!! :lol: :wink:

 

[jayjedi]

I could add Jay is the one who lost his virginity aged 10, twisted a bollock aged 14 and had anal sex aged 16 so maybe he is a sex addict !!! :lol: :wink:

the twisted nuts and the virginity thing were the same night

as for the addict thing , hands up if you got some tonight..... you cant see but my hand is up :lol: :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

I could add Jay is the one who lost his virginity aged 10, twisted a bollock aged 14 and had anal sex aged 16 so maybe he is a sex addict !!! :lol: :wink:

apart from the twisted bollock i call that lucky

 

[Bollux]

So just me thats normal then?

I like our band of misfits, no other site would have us!

 

[weasel]

I thought my apparent liking of Dwarf porn was bad till I read Twofoot hasn't posted since they nabbed those two guys in Ipswich, suddenly I don't feel so ashamed!

I would like to say (not that it'll do me any good) that it was a complete stranger who told me he liked dwarf porn, it's not actually a fetish of mine!
Honestly!