How to settle a score

[Robstyley]

Laxatives. I lived in the French Alps for a long time working in the Ski industry. When I first lived there I worked for my sister and if she had arsehole guests she used to give them a dose of turbo-lax in the chocolate mousse! ****ed em right up. They'd be shitting their pants for the next 24 hours - whilst on the slopes

 

[yoda]

Half a pint of milk in car carpet never fails