How to settle a score

[weasel]

Random question, but any one any ideas on how best to get a bit of revenge on someone WITHOUT killing them, hospitalising them, destroying their property etc? It's a family member who has been little short of a complete **** since Dad died. Slanderous letters sent to the auld dear on Dad's b'day and the like.
It's not bad enough for court proceedings, yet.

I was thinking of registering the guy for a few ehh specialist publications, or posting adverts on male dating sites with his phone number as the contact.

Anyone got any other ideas? I just want to annoy him rather than have him killed or do anything illegal.

 

[plantman]

send them some **** in a box from a random post office lol

 

[poncho]

Play the long game and crush them physcologicaly......

 

[peekaygee73]

Play the long game and crush them physcologicaly......

:lol: That's almost exactly what I was going to say

 

[Mr-shifter]

Advertise their phone number as a prostitute in the small ads of the local free add paper. That will make for some interesting calls.

 

[peekaygee73]

Or post an advert somewhere (gumtree?) for something that will attract lots of interest.

 

[Grant]

edited. Wasn't a very productive reply. Best of luck

 

[tiefighterboy]

Superglue the key holes on their car and all the doors on their house.
Locate their mail recepticle, crack a dozen eggs inside it.
Purchase a pound of raw chicken, place somwhere near their entrance thier home, allow to rot, smells great.
Locate their car, open up their petrol door, pour exactly one pound of sugar in said opening.

I have more suggestions, If you want them.

 

[itfciain]

Hmm - this is one of the fastest growing threads on here - remind me to never get on the wrong side of some of you :lol:

 

[BadMotivator]

Just saw this on Reddit, simply insert their phone number:

 

[theforceuk]

Hmm - this is one of the fastest growing threads on here - remind me to never get on the wrong side of some of you :lol:

Exactly what I was thinking. :shock: :lol:

 

[Clarkspie&chips]

If you have their account number and sort code sign them up for a monthly direct debit to a charity group such as "extra large dildos for deprived, slack fannied lesbians".

 

[Richard_H]

Just walk up to them and repeatedly punch their ****ing face in until you feel good

 

[walkie]

Order a couple of tons worth of horse manure and request to have to dumped on their drive when they are out.

 

[Clarkspie&chips]

If they still get their milk delivered to their doorstep, swap it out for a pint you spiked with lsd, pcp, crack etc.

 

[_Lee_]

Tell everyone he/she helped Toni with his scam :lol:

Joking aside, it just proves how deranged some people can be. Absolutely sick.

 

[weasel]

Kepp 'em coming

 

[x-pack]

Block them on Facebook :?


I saw that film Amelie where she lets herself into the flat of a mean old man she hates and ****s about with his stuff. Simple things like swapping door handles round, resetting alarm clock to 2am, tieing shoe laces together, swapping toothpaste for ass cream. You could try that :lol:

 

[Stargeezer]

Next time your over there, slide his toothbrush through your ass crack and then put it back, so he can enjoy a cracking brushing in the evening.

Put a car for sale with his phone number (good looking car for cheap price) on a second hand site with the mention that the car needs to go fast for some reason.

Whilst your making this add, you can also make an advertisement for cheap fire wood, free bricks, cheap iphone, etc... whatever makes him recieve alot of phone calls for those items.

cut the horn off such birthday party horn, and install/tape it in the grill of his car, it will start making that annoying sound when he reaches a certain speed.

If you can get ahold of his phone, switch the phone numbers of a few people he frequently uses (e.g. wife/daughter, friend/boss, ....)
Also when you have his phone in hand, you can also sent a text to subscribe him to some naughty texting service...

 

[tundra9]

Just confront the guy and tell him off, it'll feel so much better, and he'll be out of your life for good.

Good riddance