21 year old for the browny??

[browny]

Hello gents,been a while!Hope we are all well

There is this young lady (21) who works in the creche where I work fairly often,she always asks me if I would like a coffee,delving into my private life and asking me question after question and calling me "hun,babe etc.."

It is clear to a blind deaf man that she wants a bit of the brown boy 8)

Normally I wouldnt bat an eyelid but to be frank this girl is super fit,21 and just an all round babe.

Me on the other hand is 32,certainly not slim,falling to bits and the worst part of all am in a "happy" relationship!Has she heard the rumours or is it security she seeks?!

Question is would you guys jump at the chance or leave it?would love to hear a few opinions on this,my mates just say "smash her browny" so was kind of hoping for some sensible talk from my more sensible friends on here :lol:

Ps - I work miles away from where I live :wink:

 

[geordie]

smash her browny it will do wonders for your ego if nothing else.

i take it she knows your in a relationship? make sure she knows the crack . ie a bit of fun with no strings

then get a travel lodge etc and hook up a covert camera in the corner

if there is no chance of getting caught then knock her ****ing hip out

 

[Imperial nut]

:| jesus man , this IS off topic,

ok from what your saying your tempted but in a stable relationship.

Red blooded male answer:

ask her if she has a boyfriend if she says no offer to be her new one, take up a new sport together to get you fit, and plough her till next july.

Meathead answer ;

Jump her asap and **** the consequenses.

logicical answer, the one your thinking when your man snorkel is asleep.

if you find there is a spark you need to ask two questions,
1. is this a long term possibility or just a fling?
2.if its not a fling do you want to loose your current partner?

if you answer no to the second then its clear, say no thanks and move on , if its dunno or yeah then you first need to end/sort out the relationship your in, because thats the reason you may be considering risking that relationship.
either way if your not happy you need out. The hot 21 year old could be looking for another notch as she moves her way through her early years relationships or she could be looking for a long term partner??? And this could be the start of a new life for you.

but first you need to think is the current relationship what you want, yay or nay?

it may sound callous to consider just yourself in this, but the fact you are considering it means something aint right with the other one. And intially you need to consider your own motivation.

btw; i am speaking in "work" mode right now, from an advice perspective.

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[burnsy]

Smash her Browny.

That's my sensible answer

 

[browny]

:lol: :lol: :lol: - burnsy!

:lol: :lol: :lol: - geordie,love the "knock her hip out" comment!

- imperial nut!

Thanks for the advice though steve,sounds like you have your head screwed on there pal!

My problem is purely that she is FIT as foook,trust me i'v had plenty of attention but normally from fat/spotty types....hence why I normally give the cold shoulder to them :lol:

She is SINGLE and is AWARE that I have a partner and daughter,it's so on a plate for me that I could probably have less luck fishing with dynamite than getting in her knickers!

Stef

 

[Badboybez1]

**** her senseless but don't leave your wallet lying about with your address in it! :lol:

 

[aussiejames]

Has it got a hidden penis Stef? Either way smash it

 

[Imperial nut]

:mrgreen: to good too be true,,, ah man go for it sure lifes for living.

thats my non work head on. make sure you get pics :lol: :lol:

 

[Josh]

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[weasel]

FFS Browny, she's twenty one........................she's far too ****ing old!

Are we to read anything into the fact that, in your intial post, you put 'happy' in quotation marks/inverted comas?

Had a mate in a similar situation, he was married with 2 very young sprogs. He took up the offer, ended up shaking up with the bird and then 3 months down the line she decided she wanted something else. He's left with a very messy divorce pending (his now ex wife didn't take it too well, surprisingly), two kids he rarely sees, and rent to pay on the flat they shared as well as the martial mortgage and child support!

Personally, it sounds like you're not 100% in your current set up, and the temptation is to have your cake an eat. Gotta admit I would (obviously given her age) be sorely tempted to nail her, especially as you seem fairly confident the missus won't find out. But, it's a lot easier for us to say it as we don't have to live with the consequences.

PS, if you turn her down................give her my number! :wink:

 

[plantman]

IF she takes it up the fudge pipe and swallows...marry her

If not, just bang her on the occasional weekend

 

[geordie]

get some pics mate, pm me for my mobile number

 

[browny]

Lol guys,some excellent words of wisdom there!

I'm going to just keep it sweet for the time being and if she's lucky she may get treated at some stage :lol:

I'l keep you boys updated for sure


Ps-Glad to be back by the way!

 

[weasel]

Good to have the auld sexual deviant that is Browny back! 8)

 

[geordie]

at least try and get a couple of pics mate

 

[Imperial nut]

:lol: :lol: Jesus geordie ,, your eager for pics :mrgreen: i am sure you will find something online

 

[plantman]

if you could get pics of her spread eagled before (i emphasize before) you nail her that would enable us to analyse if she was worth teabagging or not.

 

[weasel]

Browny "Here Luv, any chance you could send me some dirty pictures of your snatch so I can stick it on the net and a bunch of blokes I've never met before can tell me if you're worth nailing!?"

:lol:

 

[geordie]

:lol: :lol: Jesus geordie ,, your eager for pics :mrgreen: i am sure you will find something online

i know mate but this is "real life" which make it that bit better, plus as others have said we need to know if he is going to make a mistake or not

 

[Rich.b]

Browny "Here Luv, any chance you could send me some dirty pictures of your snatch so I can stick it on the net and a bunch of blokes I've never met before can tell me if you're worth nailing!?"

:lol:

**** me....
that nearly made me spit coffee all over the laptop, ****in hilarious
Rich