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  1. bertie_big_bollocks

    Snipestation

    No Snipestation, move along, nothing to see here... PLEASE, PEOPLE! Hush now... What's that over there?
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    Han Hoth as depicted on Palitoy 30 Back

    Was he ever produced with this paint job? Would be a very cool variant to have!
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    beat up figures

    Yeah, he looks like an old lady in pyjamas.
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    new to the forum

    You have the wrong forum, we don't discuss Hip Hop here.
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    Attract any woman you like...

    Bah! It's been deleted - I was hoping to increase my winkle size so as to be proportionate with my big bollocks. I'm off for a Hand Solo over Daphne from Scooby Doo.
  6. bertie_big_bollocks

    Hello

    Don't talk to me today about f*cking Everton. We were all over them in the first half and still came back nothing but a footprint in our arse. We're badly missing Deano. :x
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    You don't see many of these !!

    :lol: Probably because the poor bastards working on the Production Line QC in Taiwan, China, Macau, HK or wherever were getting paid 15p a week and - quite understandably - couldn't give a rats arse whether the Rancor Keeper was upside down or not.
  8. bertie_big_bollocks

    What The F... is Going On?

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Star-Wars-Vintage-C3PO-WITH-BAG-MINT-CONDITION_W0QQitemZ150064719846QQihZ005QQcategoryZ50277QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem :shock: You can get them mint in a bag for a fiver - am I missing something?
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    Those lovely guys at H.M. C&E

    Stop your bleating! - without raising essential tax revenues Her Majesty's Government would find it extremely difficult to pay for its big ass wars in countries strategically important for energy sources and supply lines.
  10. bertie_big_bollocks

    Hello

    Kelly Osbourne is a sex moped. That means she may be fun to ride, she may let you "park it anywhere" but you'd be mortified if any of your mates saw you on it. Plus any fun had while riding it would be countered by the annoying whining sound. And to drag the analogy out even further you'd be...
  11. bertie_big_bollocks

    Hello

    Welcome aboard. What you really want to buy is a loose, scuffed up Ree Yees with a repro rifle and wobbly arms. If you're good I'll send you one for a mere £20.
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    Anyone?

    Any decent buys? Most laughable "celebrity" appearance? Come on! Full report.
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    Anyone?

    Sounds like that'd be a good Sunday to hit bootfairs, what with every other Star Wars spod in Birmingham queing up for Kenny Baker's squiggle!
  14. bertie_big_bollocks

    end of vintage star wars???

    It's unlikely. George Lucas has been whacking off into a big Scrooge McDuck-style vat of money for years now - utterly oblivious as to what's feeding his fortune. If he cares a molecule of shite about the quality of anything he does now, I'm Jar-Jar F*cking Binks. At least he won't be...
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    could you rip a friend of

    How about paying the (low) asking price and cutting him in on any future profits? That way the ones in your collection are a windfall and you still maintain goodwill. Keep people in the loop and they tend to be cool. My old college roommate from the US (I was at Indiana University for a year)...
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    Customs

    The Emperor's head is like that, too. It shouldn't be too much hassel to cut a stalk from another figure's head and glue it to Luke's though. If you're worried about how to attach Han's head to the Luke Stormtrooper body, then all you'll need to do is split the torso as usual and cut the...
  17. bertie_big_bollocks

    Vader's high heels.

    I've only just noticed. Vader must be wearing high heels. The only explanation as to why he is a full head taller than the Anakin last 17 figure. That or Tom Cruise style "lifts." In the directors cut of Episode III: "Vader... RISE!" "Is Padme... OK?" "Oh dear, it seems you've killed...
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    end of vintage star wars???

    Nah.... One day every one of us will be dead. Think about it. Somewhere, right now, a Star Wars fan is drawing his last breath or about to do something stupid around the house - possibly involving a fork and a power socket. Once his estate is settled, things will be sold, and while he'd...
  19. bertie_big_bollocks

    Customs

    I think I'd avoid using Han Bespin's head for a Han Stormtrooper - the helmet won't fit, will it? Better to look out for a beat up, paint-worn pinhead (you won't want to pop a mint one) and repaint him. I've made vintage customs I'm quite pleased with of Tarkin (carved a beat up Imperial...
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    Missed out again :(

    I think we should all wink knowingly at each other and STOP RECOMMENDING SNIPESTATION! The more who know, the harder it gets...
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