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jayjedi

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doesn't matter how crap , just give us a laugh :D

what do you call an arab with his hand up a camels arse ..... a mechanic
 

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What do you call a black man in a BMW?.....................a drug dealer


What do you call a black man in a suit?..........the defendant
 

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Eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh :? :shock:

I watched about 2 seconds of that then closed the window, WHAT THE ****??
I think I'm gonna be sick.
 

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yeah me to,allthough i have something of my phone were people are putting fire crackers up their japs eyes,cutting bits of there dicks of alsorts.one ****er even cuts his finger of with a chisel

if you want to view let me know and i will email it to you
 

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Ok, the last of the racist jokes (in case you lot think I'm in the KKK)

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
 

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A man walks into a bar......OUCH!

A man walks into another bar.....SQUELCH....it was a (wait for it) Salad bar
 

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a paki goes to the chemist for some asprins
5 mins later the chemist relises he sold him arsenic,runs down the street to tell him of the mistake
the paki says whats the difrence
about Ã'£1.25 says the chemist :lol:
 

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Q Who is the most popular man at a nudist camp?

A The one that can carry 3 pints and 5 donuts!

Q Who is the most popular woman at a nudist camp?

A The one that eats the last donut :lol:
 

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An Arsenal fan, a Scouser and a Chinese man are in the hospital maternity ward. The docters goes out to the fathers and he tells them that there has been a mix up with the babies.

He says, "each of you go in and choose a baby that you think is yours, then come out and then we will review the situation."

The Arsenal fan goes in first and comes out with a baby. The docter immediately spots a fault.

He approaches the Arsenal fan and says, "come on lad, you know thats the chinese baby" to which the Gooner replies "I know, but there is a Scouse baby in there and I ain't taking no chances!"
 

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Officials of Iraq have claimed that Saddam Hussein hasn't been killed and is still alive by showing the leader giving an interview which was said to be live...

He said "To prove I am still alive, Liverpool were total sh**e on Saturday."

The British Government said, "That could have been recorded months ago."
 
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