Buy a man-whore who will do "Whatever you want" for only £1million

subzero

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...... wtf!??

Not Star Wars related but had to post this.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/32-year-old-male-20-Year-Life-Contract/273193747558?hash=item3f9b9dc466:g:9m8AAOSwjS9a7KE6
 

Stubbs

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This could be dangerous the guy has pretty much put his ass on offer for 20 years. Literal slave to money he need's help. Say's hes doing it for his kids education i dont think this is teaching them a good lesson.
 

subzero

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Stubbs said:
This could be dangerous the guy has pretty much put his ass on offer for 20 years. Literal slave to money he need's help. Say's hes doing it for his kids education i dont think this is teaching them a good lesson.

He'll end up in a billionaires torture room getting bummed and stabbed, or in a snuff film or something lol. :lol:
 

tigerham

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subzero said:
...... wtf!??

Not Star Wars related but had to post this.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/32-year-old-male-20-Year-Life-Contract/273193747558?hash=item3f9b9dc466:g:9m8AAOSwjS9a7KE6

What I want to know is what were you searching for to come across this listing? :p
 

subzero

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tigerham said:
subzero said:
...... wtf!??

Not Star Wars related but had to post this.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/32-year-old-male-20-Year-Life-Contract/273193747558?hash=item3f9b9dc466:g:9m8AAOSwjS9a7KE6

What I want to know is what were you searching for to come across this listing? :p

Obviously 'Man slaves' :? :lol:

The guy has some coins I put an offer in for and thought i'd browse his other items first, when I discovered he's selling his ass for money I thought i'd put in a cheeky low offer on the coins since he needed the money, it was accepted. 8)
 

tigerham

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subzero said:
tigerham said:
subzero said:
...... wtf!??

Not Star Wars related but had to post this.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/32-year-old-male-20-Year-Life-Contract/273193747558?hash=item3f9b9dc466:g:9m8AAOSwjS9a7KE6

What I want to know is what were you searching for to come across this listing? :p

Obviously 'Man slaves' :? :lol:

The guy has some coins I put an offer in for and thought i'd browse his other items first, when I discovered he's selling his ass for money I thought i'd put in a cheeky low offer on the coins since he needed the money, it was accepted. 8)

:lol: Slack but good move.
 

subzero

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The man-slave listing has vanished, I wonder if someone did a deal with him outside of ebay and he closed it. :lol:
 

apack7229

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subzero said:
The man-slave listing has vanished, I wonder if someone did a deal with him outside of ebay and he closed it. :lol:

Where did you get a £1 million at? :shock: I feel bad for whatever you make the guy do. :lol:
 

subzero

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apack7229 said:
subzero said:
The man-slave listing has vanished, I wonder if someone did a deal with him outside of ebay and he closed it. :lol:

Where did you get a £1 million at? :shock: I feel bad for whatever you make the guy do. :lol:

Damn, I didn't think it would have been obvious. :lol:
 

subzero

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apack7229 said:
subzero said:
Damn, I didn't think it would have been obvious. :lol:

I don't think subtly is you strong suit. :lol: I can only imagine what you're going to have him "service"

Well he did say for 20 years he has to do anything you ask without question, so i'll force him to sign another contract that extends the contract for another 30 years. :lol:
 
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